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how come in cartoons libraries are silent, my local library is regular volume
Monday, 10-Oct-16 16:48:02 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation your local library does not have any L-Space links
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@zennx no, nobody at my library walks around in a bikini, it is October in Virginia.
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@mrmattimation that's not what L-Space is; L-Space is a distortion in space time that occurs when too many books are placed together
this is due to the fact that Books = Knowledge = Power= Force * (displacement / time)
it's the reason why libraries seem bigger (or sometimes taller) on the inside think about it, when was the last time you picked a book that was on the END (not beginning) of a row?
This is because there is no REAL end of a row, your brain just thinks it sees one kuz it can't work in more than 4 Dimensions
and it's also why they tend to have this surreal silence, the silence is caused due to the fact that L-Space distorts sound, but due to the fact that sound also distorts L-Space it's fervently requested that you SHHHH! -
@zennx pretty sure l-space is a bikini dude
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@mrmattimation no, that's L*Space
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@zennx nope
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@mrmattimation oh, I guess Matty-boy knows all about space-equations AND swimwear
Dr. Matt Something-face PhD. in fractals and bikinis over here -
@zennx Listen you're the one trying to tell me that a line of swimsuits is actually a mathematical equation that explains the magical properties of books on Terry Pratchett's fictional planet which is carried by four space elephants.
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@mrmattimation ok first off the equasion of power is as real as your face, second it's not a planet it's a disc and third
I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT SWIMSUITS -
@zennx Well then why did you bring them up
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@mrmattimation ... I hate your face
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