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I can tell when my dad is drunk because he offers to drive me places
Sunday, 16-Oct-16 15:21:46 UTC from web- eris likes this.
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@tiffany my mom goes full berserker when she's drunk
once a guy made her drop her drink and refused to get her a new one
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@zennx i enjoy fiction
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@mrmattimation he wasn't a big guy, must have weighed 70kgs tops
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@zennx no offense but I think my thing's a little worse
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@zennx Grabbing crotches? Isn't that Donald Drumpf's job?
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@m14brony not in Portugal it ain't
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@zennx The Portuguese are stealing crotch grabbing jobs from Americans.
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@m14brony and we're socializing the whole thing
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@zennx I will be the greatest crotch grabbing president that God ever created.