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1. Matt

   I put gummy worms on my fro-yo and then the first thing I did was pick the gummy worms off and eat them. Why didn't I just buy a bag of gummy worms?

   Saturday, 12-Nov-16 01:23:45 UTC from web
   1. Zenneth

      @mrmattimation it seems your body was subconsciously trying to make Suudzu, it however has made 3 mistakes:
      1)Fro-yo is trash and should only be given to your worst enemies' loved ones
      2)It's Skim milk, not whatever the hell is in a fro-yo
      3)You need Gummy BEARS not worms
      
      WARNING: Suudzu is an extremely powerful military-grade muscle relaxant and is only safe when used by Shapeshifting-Wolf-like-Gods From another Dimension/Reality or The Cheats;
      use by regular humans will result in a sudden spike in blood pressure, cardiac arrest followed immediately by all grey matter boiling and melting.
      Should you experience any of these symptoms please call any of the phone numbers that will randomly flash in front of your eyes, explain what you have done and you will be quickly patched through to a middle-aged black woman who will make clicking noises with her tongue and say "We told you this would happen, but did you listen, nuh-uh you did NOT!"

      Saturday, 12-Nov-16 01:47:46 UTC from web