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  1. Scribus Scribus

    Dear Princess Celestia, OH GOD CRAP OUCH my scissors can totally cut through human flesh I'M BLEEDING I NEED A BANDAGE! D: Signed, your faithful subject, Scribus.

    Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:33:49 UTC from web
    1. Caim Caim

      @scribus Shhhh, shhhhhhhhhhh only dreams now.

      Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:34:24 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @anarchycarcino Am I . . . Am I dying? ;_; Is this what the end feels like?

        Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:35:26 UTC from web
        1. Caim Caim

          @scribus Yes.

          Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:36:36 UTC from web
    2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

      @scribus Where's the cut?

      Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:35:57 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @thelastgherkin Inside of my left middle finger.

        Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:38:20 UTC from web
        1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

          @scribus Weak! I have had scissor cuts in far worse and unimaginable places.

          Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:39:42 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @thelastgherkin Yeah, I've had far worse injuries, myself. Part of why I took the time to post a tirade on the internets before I wait did you say "unmentionable" places? Oh, no, "unimaginable." Anyway, yeah, had worse, thought it was funny.

            Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:41:33 UTC from web
            1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

              @scribus Unmentionable and unimaginable. Get on my level.

              Tuesday, 27-Nov-12 08:13:34 UTC from web
    3. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @scribus why would you do that

      Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:36:10 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @redenchilada I was cutting the plastic soda pack ring thingy, being all responsible and stuff, and I overshot and caught my finger.

        Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:39:11 UTC from web
        1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

          @scribus Do you even need scissors for that? I can rip those open with my hands, and I'm a weakling.

          Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:40:30 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @redenchilada It's more like "I need to justify having scissors in the first place."

            Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:42:35 UTC from web
    4. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @scribus Use loctite 414 or some other fast drying strong glue. Seal the wound with that. Once the blood dryes a bit, you can remove it.

      Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:37:15 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @nerthos Eh, I just grabbed a Band-Aid. I don't have any useful glue right now.

        Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:38:39 UTC from web
        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @scribus As long as it stops the bleeding. Oh, you cn also use that membrane from the inside of eggs. If you apply it like a band-aid, it stops bleeding.

          Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:40:08 UTC from web
          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

            @nerthos Oh wait, @thatonestocking already said that

            Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:40:56 UTC from web
    5. Scribus Scribus

      @thatonestocking Haven't got eggs, either.

      Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:39:29 UTC from web
    6. Scribus Scribus

      @thatonestocking I don't have booze. Also I have no kitchen access so I couldn't cook eggs if I had them so I don't buy eggs.

      Monday, 26-Nov-12 23:41:49 UTC from web