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  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    Previous job experiences: Scaring small children, being mean to the elderly, shaving kittens and painting them blue, building sewage treatment plants so they back up when used, driving busloads of innocent civilians into the middle of nowhere and then leaving them there, poking holes in the bottoms of all candies in a box to see what they are and then putting them back in the same box, wearing other people's socks and then putting them back in their drawers with extra foot stink on them.

    Tuesday, 15-Oct-13 19:41:12 UTC from web
    1. Chris Rotolo Chris Rotolo

      @thelastgherkin hey i think my local wallmart might need you.

      Tuesday, 15-Oct-13 19:43:59 UTC from web
      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @equestriacivildefense It is hereby determined that @thelastgherkin be denied this Work Permit on the grounds that he is too evil to properly perform any useful service in any possible position in the workforce. His sheer evil personality and dark disposition would only spread discontent and unhappiness to all his co-workers. This office hereby denies @thelastgherkin. He is evil.

        Tuesday, 15-Oct-13 19:46:37 UTC from web