Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-13 19:41:12 UTC
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Previous job experiences: Scaring small children, being mean to the elderly, shaving kittens and painting them blue, building sewage treatment plants so they back up when used, driving busloads of innocent civilians into the middle of nowhere and then leaving them there, poking holes in the bottoms of all candies in a box to see what they are and then putting them back in the same box, wearing other people's socks and then putting them back in their drawers with extra foot stink on them.
