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My new pony OCs are named Castle Thunder and Wilhelm Scream
Monday, 08-Oct-18 16:05:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I was told that I'm anti-social. I'd say that society is anti-me.
Tuesday, 25-Sep-18 19:30:06 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@scribus I know Karate. It's sufficient for me to know that I *can* whomp others.
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@adiwan Put this on a t-shirt with a skeleton and you'll make a million dollars
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@thelastgherkin when I get home I'll quit my job and produce this fine quality piece of art such that it resembles non-copyright-infringingly a character from Undertale and get rich quick!
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Whatever happened to the Hare Krishnas, man?
Wednesday, 12-Sep-18 00:40:56 UTC from web-
@scribus Rex Kramer happened. http://rainbowdash.net/url/872642
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Starlight Glimmer and Trixie Lulamoon should kiss and that's all I'll say on the matter
Wednesday, 05-Sep-18 08:46:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No argument here, but maybe adding some old school Rainbow-Pie.... >_>
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Squanching #ZombieNewYear yo http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872608
Saturday, 01-Sep-18 07:50:08 UTC from web-
@scribus Finally a place where zombies can shelter from a world that hates and fears them
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You guys MAY want to update your SSL cert.
Friday, 31-Aug-18 02:16:18 UTC from web- Griffin likes this.
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Holy crap, is this spammer actually using ten-year-old marketing copy? http://rainbowdash.net/url/872500
Thursday, 09-Aug-18 17:04:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin One way to get noticed, I guess. #ILikeIke2020
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I do rather miss when the relative ranking of colired horses was the most important thing on the internet.
Monday, 06-Aug-18 02:47:56 UTC from web-
@scribus I like brown ones.
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Why the hell are there always bots advertising supplemental enhancement crap??
Wednesday, 25-Jul-18 04:48:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@oracle Because your fleshy form is doughy and inadequate
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@thelastgherkin Doughy? Yes. Inadequate? Probably! But... what, there's no third thing!?
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Starfire Cuddlecakes grows stronger and more powerful every day
Tuesday, 24-Jul-18 07:48:09 UTC from web -
Okay this is nuts https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk && https://youtu.be/Oj3-xeX0qeo "Smooth Criminal" split into beats 1/3 and beats 2/4.
Friday, 13-Jul-18 16:04:36 UTC from web-
@scribus you know i'm a slut for a good mashup
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@scribus Are you going to mash both halves of the song back together
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@thelastgherkin ...maybe. . .
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Thursday, 12-Jul-18 06:33:12 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin Crom!
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Festive food. Family friendly. Open minded. No limits.
Thursday, 21-Jun-18 20:59:35 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Herpes Blitz Protocol is my least favourite Tom Clancy game
Wednesday, 20-Jun-18 08:27:15 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Anyway, if you could have one cryptid turn out to be real, which would it be?
Wednesday, 06-Jun-18 15:52:36 UTC from web-
@tiff Moosepig sounds amazing.
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@scribus sounds tasty too
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@thelastgherkin . . . Mind blown.
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It's called clopping, dad
Thursday, 31-May-18 18:56:03 UTC from web -
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Sunday, 06-May-18 08:27:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Congratulations for your hexadeca-tuplets.
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How do I become a #gallbladder
Friday, 04-May-18 08:48:30 UTC from web -
A squat works.
Thursday, 26-Apr-18 21:14:18 UTC from web -
Hello all. Thoughts on FOSTA?
Friday, 13-Apr-18 02:22:55 UTC from web -
Today's Derpibooru Tag of the Day is... http://rainbowdash.net/url/871802
Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 08:48:11 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Wanna start an MLP grindcore band with that name? If there isn't already an IRL one?
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Oh look, there he goes; flying through the sky
Friday, 30-Mar-18 08:46:51 UTC from web -
It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web-
@scribus Oh geez. I'm so sorry. There's really nothing I can do or say, but I'm still sorry.
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@watermelon hi
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@scribus I'm sorry.
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Dreamed that some of you had started adding things to your avatars that at first glance looked like dicks but on closer inspection were relatively innocuous items
Saturday, 17-Mar-18 10:20:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin your moderator syndrome was showing
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Dicks out for Ben Drowned
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 14:47:07 UTC from web -
What's up gamers, like and subscribe
Monday, 05-Mar-18 10:02:15 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 10/10 YouTuber impression, it even takes up more than 30 percent of the posted content!
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@thelastgherkin Yes Pinkie Blerb!
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Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it
Monday, 26-Feb-18 09:14:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Important to one's mental health.
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How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 09:33:54 UTC from web-
@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
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The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 18:01:16 UTC from web-
@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
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Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.