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  1. Crash Crash

    A man runs into a bar and yells out "There's a Great Dane. A Great Dane out here. Who owns it?" A second man steps up. "That's my dog. What seems to be the problem?" "My dog just killed it." "You gotta be kidding me! I raised that Dane since he was a pup to be a killer. And your dog killed it? What kind of a dog do you have?" And he said "A chihuahua" "You're shi- You're kidding me. How can a chihuahua kill a great dane?" And the first man said "It got stuck in its throat"

    Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 11:41:40 UTC from web in context
  2. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

    @ceruleanspark $50 per brick.

    Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 11:49:29 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  3. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

    My Homestuck Dirk T-Shirt arrived today. Looks good! Comfy too. Same sizing as the existing shirts, so if you've got one already, order the same

    Tuesday, 27-Mar-12 17:18:50 UTC from web in context
  4. Milo Milo

    @thecloakednightmare http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/138/942/130823115489.png?1308800130 ?

    Sunday, 25-Mar-12 22:06:26 UTC from web in context
  5. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

    Morning, everypony.

    Tuesday, 27-Mar-12 16:02:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  6. MIkel The Deranged Stallion MIkel The Deranged Stallion

    hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, imagine a doctor trying to tell there patient they have that.

    Monday, 26-Mar-12 14:19:11 UTC from web in context
  7. doates doates

    EVERYPONY REPEAT AND MAKE THIS TOP NOTICE THIS IF YOU WANT THIS SITE TO BE RENAMED HORSE POWER NETWORK! http://ur1.ca/8t7t6

    Monday, 26-Mar-12 14:15:56 UTC from web in context
  8. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    In other news, Richard Scarry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgV3vdOT09I

    Friday, 23-Mar-12 12:04:08 UTC from web in context
  9. Scribus Scribus

    @derps In Soviet Russia, bread does not come to you.

    Friday, 23-Mar-12 03:58:36 UTC from web in context
  10. A Big Pony A Big Pony ,

    @minti They should do cleaning. There are mods who don't deserve it (in my opinion, I suppose) as well as inactive mods. Either way, I think they should squeeze you in. If it were up to me, though, I'd make @carcino a mod, so no need to listen to me.

    Friday, 23-Mar-12 03:46:55 UTC from web in context
  11. Thecloakednightmare@gmail.com Thecloakednightmare@gmail.com

    Looks like the conversations on here got interesting while I was gone! Is the one with pinkie pie in the basement over, or is it still going?

    Thursday, 22-Mar-12 22:13:15 UTC from web
  12. doates doates

    Password: greydragon412 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/16642/Rainbow-Dash-Network-in-Equestria

    Thursday, 22-Mar-12 17:22:55 UTC from web in context
  13. Commodore Commodore ,

    @minti The @welcomepony went ping to let us all know it's a sentient killing machine.

    Thursday, 22-Mar-12 17:21:16 UTC from web in context
  14. Commodore Commodore

    @welcomepony Be sure to ping us all when you become a sentient killing machine.

    Thursday, 22-Mar-12 16:09:15 UTC from web in context
  15. Ellis Ellis

    This as the logo for April Foals. http://ur1.ca/8qry7

    Tuesday, 20-Mar-12 22:28:41 UTC from web in context
  16. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

    @welcomepony YOU ARE BROKEN.

    Thursday, 22-Mar-12 03:38:44 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  17. Sir E. Hooves III Sir E. Hooves III

    @lyokotravels http://sandman-ivan.deviantart.com/art/Vector-shrug-Pony-Template-224699971

    Thursday, 22-Mar-12 03:18:29 UTC from web in context
  18. Toksyuryel Toksyuryel

    @doates I love being in a fandom where the word "plot" evokes this kind of reaction.

    Tuesday, 20-Mar-12 17:18:52 UTC from web in context Repeated by eaglehooves
  19. derpyshy / chem derpyshy / chem

    ponify should translate "Faust" into "God"

    Tuesday, 20-Mar-12 17:13:26 UTC from web in context
  20. colfax colfax

    “What is a, ‘waifu,’ anyway?” “I think it’s that stuff ice-cream cones are made of.” --Best line I've read all day.

    Tuesday, 13-Dec-11 18:25:12 UTC from web in context Repeated by redenchilada
  21. Stumperman Stumperman

    @redenchilada BAN EVERYONE EVEN YOURSELF.

    Monday, 19-Mar-12 20:20:26 UTC from web in context Repeated by milo
  22. Jonathan Burgess Jonathan Burgess

    Kiss me, I'm Irish.

    Sunday, 18-Mar-12 21:22:13 UTC from web in context
  23. - -

    @nvrrmbr hey, my mums diabolical, shes as homophobic as they get, she openly believes I'm gay and hates me for it.... She called gays a "disappointment" and she says for that reason she shouldn't be proud of me.... I've not even come out.... THATS one of the main reasons I want a new job... Word of advice.... NEVER work with family

    Friday, 16-Mar-12 11:58:04 UTC from web in context
  24. Commodore Commodore

    @derps Well, there's this whole buisness about a portal and a particle accelerator and a Higgs-boson particle, then you have to use gypsie magic and modified cupcake recipie and for some reason a cinnamon stick to channel moon heat and start the fire.

    Friday, 16-Mar-12 02:11:28 UTC from web in context
  25. marty.p marty.p

    @hotluna http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-we-are-the-night-luna.jpg

    Friday, 16-Mar-12 01:57:52 UTC from web in context
  26. J J

    after spending the past 30 minutes listeing to mlp sparta remixes i have found tranquilit- SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Thursday, 15-Mar-12 02:01:13 UTC from web
  27. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    @minti I shoot you anyway. *pew pew*

    Thursday, 15-Mar-12 15:51:38 UTC from web in context
  28. J J

    @decibel YEH! but im eating COCO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUFS

    Wednesday, 14-Mar-12 12:09:05 UTC from web in context
  29. orungano orungano

    @derps, ohaiAH NO IT'S YOU

    Tuesday, 13-Mar-12 19:29:46 UTC from web in context
  30. Toothpaste Pony! Toothpaste Pony! Blame ceruleanspark for everything. ,

    @redenchilada !blamecerulean that we can't !blamepurpletinker anymore.

    Monday, 12-Mar-12 23:42:56 UTC from web in context