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  1. Stop. Please. I'll eat my vegetables. Just please stop reposting.

    Saturday, 27-Dec-14 06:00:34 UTC from web
  2. It's almost as if words can have multiple meanings

    Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:57:48 UTC from web
  3. Pizzle.

    Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:57:43 UTC from web
    • wait hold up cock isn't word filtered!?

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:55:37 UTC from web
    • whats the name of that rpg-like pony game where you play as spike?

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:53:29 UTC from web
    • I'm done.









      BYE.

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:50:14 UTC from web
    • how was christmas for everypony?

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:47:21 UTC from web
    • Me and my friends are going to make a comedy rap group called Pizzle420. Our first single will be called "horse cock"

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:46:31 UTC from web
    • Horse Cock makes the world go round!

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:44:38 UTC from web
    • why do you keep repeating?

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:43:28 UTC from web
    • Awl and awl it's just an/ other dong in the wall

      Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:42:50 UTC from web
      • I'd rather have that...

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:40:55 UTC from web
      • That's it @metaltao. Face full of horse cock for you.

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:40:35 UTC from web
      • The next person to redash gets a face full of cock. Horse cock.

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:39:44 UTC from web
      • Ok @metaltao all aboard the banwagon.

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:37:00 UTC from web
      • To be fair, this was a horrible night! XD

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:35:50 UTC from web
      • @metaltao ITS OVER. SHTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHPPPP.

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:35:25 UTC from web
      • Now I'm bored

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:31:31 UTC from web
      • Is it over?

        Saturday, 27-Dec-14 05:28:59 UTC from web
      • So I'm trying to think of 10 questions I want to ask someone interesting on DA. I have 1 so far. What are some interesting questions that would cause intuitive answers to be given?

        Wednesday, 08-Jan-14 07:04:40 UTC from web
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        You've been visited by the Ghost of Metal! Favourite this in 10 seconds or you will be visited by a Spooky User tonight! 95% of people will not post this..... and they will become banned....

        Sunday, 17-Aug-14 01:30:02 UTC from web
      • Imagine being so tired you surprised yourself by farting

        Thursday, 16-Jan-14 02:16:27 UTC from web
      • My dream last night was incredibly surreal.

        Friday, 30-Mar-12 10:20:58 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
      • #

        Friday, 07-Mar-14 15:55:43 UTC from web
      • "have you drunk or done any drug?"
        "i've never eaten any cigarret"

        Friday, 07-Mar-14 16:04:53 UTC from web
      • "they cut off pope's dick!"

        Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 01:54:34 UTC from web
      • She had curly blonde hair that shone in the dim light the streetlamps offered outside of my humble office tucked away in some dilapidated building on a dingy corner of a dirty street in Frisco. Wearing a flowing shiny red dress with a long skirt and you could still tell her legs went all the way to Portland. I could tell from the moment she walked in, flashing those deep ocean-blue eyes into my own gaze and pursing those ruby-red lips, she was thinking one thing.

        "Where is the bepis"

        Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:37:51 UTC from web
      • Electronic dance music for fish: glubstep.

        Monday, 08-Dec-14 22:48:26 UTC from web
      • This ain't a scene it's a goddamn donger raise

        Friday, 05-Dec-14 23:19:33 UTC from web