Notices by Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly), page 14

  1. @kaijinzero I think that it is like serendipity that you should ask, as I have blurbed a bunch and really need to get back to my application programming and never have a chance to develop these wonderful images.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:38:31 UTC from web in context
  2. @fnordly ... and Luna needs a bean bag. It is the most thoughtful furniture that you will ever meet.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:31:31 UTC from web in context
  3. @fnordly ... and Bash has a pet or friend which is named Crash. He is a Bandicoot from Fuxony.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:29:10 UTC from web in context
  4. @kaijinzero Scroll down on my useless blurbs to the long post about Conrad and Bash, some of Pinkie's cousins or something. Whatever. You are free to use anything that I donate to the RDN, but pretty much anything that you find to get started with is fair game. We will work out the legalities as we have for watching those 26 episodes on Youtube.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:27:47 UTC from web in context
  5. @doublethedinosaurs Desktop ponies rule.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:24:54 UTC from web in context
  6. @doublethedinosaurs What is the Flash to which you are referring?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:24:09 UTC from web in context
  7. @kingcarcinopony Why do you ask?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:22:23 UTC from web in context
  8. @kingcarcinopony I couldn't tell what you all were talking about, but Gummy is also toothless and needs glasses like Ray Charles and Stevy Wonder, so that he doesn't upset the kitties with his blank stare from behind an extra set of eye-lids. Wait. Does Mr. Wonder have teeth?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:21:09 UTC from web in context
  9. @kingcarcinopony Gummy is blind like a bat.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:18:05 UTC from web in context
  10. @redenchilada I think not. The advertisements gave away B.Gates char, but as soon as I saw the Gru Family Tree on the wall, it is all too clear.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:16:36 UTC from web in context
  11. @daisymare I tease about the video gaming. I see that you liek Pinkie Pies. I like creating video games, but I really want to be a cowboy. If I come that way, can I play with your horses?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:14:24 UTC from web in context
  12. @daisymare Take the Turing Test. It is the hottest new game, sweeping /b/rony's under-rug.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:11:37 UTC from web in context
  13. Greatest movie, YET!!!1! Gru is the Free Open-Source Software movement (like the noble buffalo pie). # is Bill Gates and commerce and daddy's little boy taking the reigns on I-4 from Tampon to Dayton at 120 MPH during spring break in a go-cart... And the minions are Twinkies and... Wow. What was that movie?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:08:24 UTC from web in context
  14. What is the deal with the Capt'sizing? I will STRIKE DOWN upon thee with GREAT FURRY and FURIOUS ENVY those that try to poison and destroy our Samuel L Jackson, where the L is for Littlemissjackson, if your nastiness is SICK and MUPHIN COOKIN tired of the darned, forsaken BAaAaAaATS on my MUFFIN SMELLIN' nose.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:02:55 UTC from web
  15. @retl HTTPfail.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 22:58:52 UTC from web in context
  16. @mrn4rmn4rm Lol.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 22:02:03 UTC from web
  17. @darkfalling It is important that you love /b/, too. They may be ugly and stupid, but you have to give them credit for saying that they are trying to learn.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:59:23 UTC from web in context
  18. Lasors? Lazors? Lazers? Lay-swords? That works. I meant FIRE THE LAY-SWORDS... Yeah. That works. Hrh.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:57:33 UTC from web
  19. @fluttershy321 We are there for you, but having recently FIRED THE LAZERS, we are charging-up and cooling-down. We will be ready for another round in about 10 seconds flat, now.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:56:10 UTC from web in context
  20. @derpy @fnordly. Gummy garbles, "Speak English Muffin Cooker."

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:50:37 UTC from web in context
  21. @derpyhooves If you can't see the /b/s, they can't taze you, bro.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:33:48 UTC from web in context
  22. Ack. I got to get. There you Luna's go burning all of my daylight before I get to go and frolic with my gummy lawn mower.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:31:46 UTC from web
  23. @derpyhooves They *really* need you to help them in a way that only a really Derpy can do. /b/ needs moar ponies!!!1! (and kittens, but longcat is loOoOoOong)

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:30:29 UTC from web in context
  24. @derpyhooves Good point. I feel bad that I didn't warn you to not look at anything before you post. You can even get an app for that. Just drop it and get.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:28:46 UTC from web in context
  25. @fnordly ... so for your thought for the day ... we didn't have Chavs until you started calling them that, then they reared their snotty noses on this side of the Atlantic, too. Are they gay, or do they even know that they do not know?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:23:11 UTC from web in context
  26. @thelastgherkin Yeah. They aren't Guidos unless you are a yanky from somewhere outside of the bible belt, complaining about Italian-Americans, I guess... But no. I think that the Chav is about as trying to prove that I ain't no gay as a closet bi-curio can get. Bangers. Gang Bangers. That is the term. In the south-eastern US, we were all poor and oppressed by the Unionists after the civil war, so the black folk that grew-up around here got along just fine with the white folk that were in the area before the war. The carpet-baggers came from the industrialized northern parts with papers from the bank and plundering mind set. Knoxville, Tennessee is being over-run today with Mexicans (no problem) and folk from Detroit and Chicago. They usually go to the black side of town and stir unrest and cordon-off the areas for the crack-fiends to stay. We have Neo-Nazis, too. Recently, it has been hip for all of those parties to rise up together and let their pants sag and look like idiots.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:20:26 UTC from web in context
  27. @lemonite Your bio went well with the music that I was listening to. You are awesome, I think.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:07:20 UTC from web in context
  28. @thelastgherkin How did they get it to be exactly four minutes and twenty seconds in length, anyway?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:04:35 UTC from web in context
  29. @thelastgherkin Nice link! Thanks.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 21:03:37 UTC from web in context
  30. @fnordly Turing was another confused psycho-therapist. He knew nothing of the power that he was playing with with his inappropriate propositioning. There is a fun video game set in his little imaginary world, though.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:59:11 UTC from web in context