Notices by Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly), page 15

  1. @starshine They take Ponychan down to service 4chan with bronys.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:53:43 UTC from web in context
  2. @derpyhooves They take Ponychan down now and again so that /b/ can be serviced.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:51:07 UTC from web in context
  3. @derpyhooves It is awesome to post... and if someone tells you to *not* post it on /b/. Explicitly post it there. We have a rather substantial legal defense fund, what with a Pegasus moving pianos across the sky.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:46:55 UTC from web in context
  4. @thelastgherkin Gummy is also a rubber baby protector.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:44:15 UTC from web in context
  5. @kingcarcinopony Where can I go to ask to be trolled? I don't have Ventrilo, and I haven't recharged my PSP since Sony went to Fuxony, France.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:40:34 UTC from web in context
  6. @tenmihara It is no fair that in America we are free to love and all, but over there, you guys get to slap-box and stuff, still.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:39:00 UTC from web in context
  7. @theawesomepony I haven't checked my watch enough this month to know when the days have turned into weeks. The full moon has been bright enough for yard work in the cool of the night.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:33:19 UTC from web in context
  8. @theawesomepony maybe what you are feeling isn't real confusion but only youthful vigor. Confusion is for grown-ups, so that they can feel good about doing what they are told to do.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:28:22 UTC from web in context
  9. @captinyogurt Yay! (whispering the ! of course!)

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:24:59 UTC from web in context
  10. @abigpony seconded. I don't know what you did, but haters are going to hate. Drop something on them on "accident."

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:23:59 UTC from web in context
  11. @theawesomepony probably just muddin'

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:21:57 UTC from web in context
  12. @fnordly meant hyperbolic, not ellipsoidal. Like belly buttons, you know?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:20:40 UTC from web in context
  13. @theawesomepony http://enwp.org/A_Perfect_Circle or maybe sort of an ellipsoidal spiral, but no, that's too complicated, let's just say, "A Quest for the Perfect Circle."

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:19:26 UTC from web in context
  14. @hoit21 was actually here before there was a here, so he can't be here, now, and he can't be there, then, now, can he?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:14:26 UTC from web in context
  15. @redenchilada Sit on your laptop much?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:12:14 UTC from web in context
  16. @theawesomepony I am in and out like Dr Who.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 20:11:24 UTC from web in context
  17. @theawesomepony We are all about 20% more awesome, now that you popped in and reminded us of how lucky we are to get to see your shining face just now.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 19:19:27 UTC from web in context
  18. Smokey the Bear says, "Remember kids... Only you can prevent flame wars... Now, STFU and STFD."

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 19:16:20 UTC from web
  19. @icedragon We need to recolor the whole gang Volunteer Applejack Orange one day and Indianapolis Colt's Blue Horse Shoe Balloon worn by Pinkie Pie as she headed into the dragon's lair on another day. Ponies don't get into organized sports as much, but many of their friends would get into ponies more if they did.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 19:07:36 UTC from web in context
  20. @derpy accidentally the interwebs. Now, we all have bat muffins on our faces.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 19:01:28 UTC from web in context
  21. @puzzlemint Quick! Get inb4 the /b/s... Bans on public websites are kind of like getting kicked out of a channel in IRC. Any fool can be a moderator, but in time the moderators and the administration become moderate with each other that they can work together and make it about 20% cooler for the users, so they kick each other for your amusement. If bronies get banned they can always pull the "I am grandmother with Wifi and punk kids hanging out in my drive-way, and What is this?" bit and get access again within minutes. You are /b/. You are your own moderator. Now, kick yourself for our amusement.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:59:35 UTC from web in context
  22. @icedragon I am straight. It is good to see you again.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:52:11 UTC from web in context
  23. @abigpony What if Hasbro planned all of this, and instead of hiring writers, they will just pay Google to Youtube the second season for them?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:49:52 UTC from web in context
  24. @abigpony I would think that She is the worst pony to have as an enemy, and while Pinkie bows to no order and follows no orders, Rarity is her friend, and Pinkie is prone to popping things out of the sky on people.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:45:56 UTC from web in context
  25. @abigpony Did I stumble through and take something out of context, or did you just insult the Queen of Trolldom? It doesn't matter if you are some sort of sick furry or if you just like playing with toys designed for little girls, you cannot not like Rarity and publicly licking here delicate hooves would not put you in a worse position than you have just gotten yourself into. I will go and do something else, now... @fnordly me if there is anything that I can do. We are all bros, here, still, but the people that do what Rarity wants them to do are kind of scary, even for me.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:41:45 UTC from web in context
  26. @fnordly loves Rarity the most, because he loves his life at least a little.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:31:12 UTC from web in context
  27. @abigpony looks up and suddenly a stallion falls from the sky and hits him on his head. Studs from heaven, or is Pinkie trying to say, "Leave Rarity AloOoOoOoOoOone?"

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:30:07 UTC from web in context
  28. @astra *Thank* *you* !!!

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:28:03 UTC from web in context
  29. @eaglehooves I like the photo of the tee-shirt, but an advertisement on that site was so horrible that I couldn't not look. Am I the only one that got the "Human Dog Hybrid" come-on for an online quiz? Eck. Anyway, here is the reason the new blogger was tagged a brony and the comments went wild and elsewhere nobody cared. http://ur1.ca/4x58j

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:25:43 UTC from web in context
  30. @leonkfox Seconded. That @Astra is awesome. http://rainbowdash.net/notice/386807

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:17:06 UTC from web in context