Notices by Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly), page 16

  1. @fnordly Thieves and rangers and paladins and warriors can all circle and back-stab, but usually only the traditional thief will stab someone in the back, and paladins can get disoriented trying to circle an opponent to flank them.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 18:05:56 UTC from web in context
  2. @fnordly Meant Cartman loves his own mother. Nobody can work with Kyle's mother, period.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:56:22 UTC from web in context
  3. @derpy Cartman loves Kyle and his mother at the same time in an misguided attempt at getting more air-time for Derpy.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:54:32 UTC from web in context
  4. @derpy Gummy loves you. Conrad loves you. Bash loves you. Fnordly loves you. Afnordly@gmail.com loves you. Bronies love you more than you will ever know... RDN loves you. The weirdos on Mount Olympus love you... Who am I forgetting? Bart loves you. Cartman hates everyone, but he loves you. Cartman loves Kyle to show that he loves you...

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:51:07 UTC from web in context
  5. @nvrrmbr I am on it. There is Conrad and Bash. Two Power Puff Girls' pink brothers with dark features and pink manes. One is a year older than the other. Everyone has forgotten which. They are older than time. Do you remember Pinkie's folks' dirt farm? That was probably in the foothills toward southern Indiana. Bash can drop out of the sky if Pinkie wiggles her nose like Samantha on Bewitched. There is also a Bashdoor command on old school MUDs (where there are elves and half-trolls like in the Hobbit by Tolkien). A ranger is sort of like a warrior but also like a thief and a druid which is a sort of a wizard or a cleric. Thieves and rangers can pick locks, but paladins and warriors can bash doors down.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:45:02 UTC from web in context
  6. @nvrrmbr Thanks. I am a fully grown, average height male earth pony. Though my sisters draw on me with crayons and sharpies, they say that it will wash off. I guess that I will never get my cutie-mark with all of my blissful indecision. I am a blank-flank for life?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:31:17 UTC from web in context
  7. @nvrrmbr Great. Now, I have *no* idea what I am.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:21:59 UTC from web in context
  8. @nastyplot Nice. http://ur1.ca/4x4yi

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:20:16 UTC from web in context
  9. @nvrrmbr I am not an attention horse?

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:16:10 UTC from web in context
  10. @nvrrmbr I don't know what this Inception stuff is all about, but my guess would be that Keanu and that kid off of Titanic have something to do with it. Back in '92, with there first EP, Tool had something about angst about a dream within a dream. Justin case.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 17:14:39 UTC from web in context
  11. @kingcarcinopony I meant @letsleepingdogslie.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:44:08 UTC from web in context
  12. Gummy drives the sleigh dogs for all of the princesses.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:21:27 UTC from web
  13. K. So. Seen @scrib? Ask the horse with the white hat what do. He has a Multi-User-Diamondog mush. It is about 20% cooler than Twitter.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:20:15 UTC from web in context
  14. @fnordly Doesn't care anymore. See y'all in a bit, /b/.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:16:19 UTC from web in context
  15. @pachipie Seconded. I hope the beard is a private one or one on a person other than the @abigpony in the picture.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:15:15 UTC from web in context
  16. Do *not* seek the treasure.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:13:11 UTC from web
  17. @pachipie Don't stop talking or it will be all like, "Derp. Derp. Derps derpily derped..." I have to go and be a squeaky toy in a mushy mud bath for a bit. Do *not* seek the fortune. The derpt must be aptly contained.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:11:19 UTC from web in context
  18. @pachipie Gummy loves you.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:06:10 UTC from web in context
  19. @pachipie Talking ponies are quite talkative, but they don't say much. I had to scroll three pages in six minutes to find your last emition.

    Monday, 15-Aug-11 06:03:39 UTC from web in context
  20. @fortecanter Uploads are always good, but you will want to change it after you sleep.

    Saturday, 13-Aug-11 15:50:51 UTC from web in context
  21. @musicssound AOL and Windows and Al Gore are three sides of the same coin. Haters love to hate on them, but we couldn't have done it (2012) without them. Though the old j/k about Gore creating the internet is almost unfunny, I was amazed to find some write-ups by some of the programmers that could be more appropriately accredited as the inventors that made it all happen. They said that Al was the One that was petitioning the powers that be to put the money and legislation in place so that we can play with these ideas which ended up being the Internet that we use, today.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 19:04:19 UTC from web in context
  22. @fnordly This brings me to my original point. Before the September that never ended (1993), we still had boredom and different games to play. Back then, Zelda was a two-player head-to-head shoot-em-up, and joysticks were made for more manly hands, and Twitter was just a channel on the Undernet, and Facebook was decentralized and distributed over hundreds of different types of mud.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:57:15 UTC from web in context
  23. @zachariastargazer Al Gore invented the Internet. CERN is the Apache that created the first web server, but web servers were pretty lame before AOL put Firefox, the Netscape Navigator in everyone's snail mail inbox.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:51:41 UTC from web in context
  24. @zachariastargazer I was bored in the early nineties, but then I found a Multi User Dungeon. Then, Al Gore invented the Internet and Walmart closed the local BBS and AOL took over the news. Then, I broke down and got an ISP and installed the WWW after the MUD got a website. It is at Realmsofdespair.com ... but mush is 20% cooler than mud, and you can alleviate any boredom at the Dawn of Equestria.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:46:13 UTC from web in context
  25. @zachariastargazer Mush. Mush. enwp.org/MUSH

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:34:38 UTC from web in context
  26. @ceruleanspark Cool. The UK will be like the new China. The old China was getting old, anyway.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:26:47 UTC from web in context
  27. @leonkfox We will always have 2012, though.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:24:35 UTC from web in context
  28. @wollffey I love your avatar.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:23:26 UTC from web in context
  29. @astra Could be. It has been hard for me to keep up with my email and IRC since we got the WWW and AOL started using the Usenet.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 18:22:27 UTC from web in context
  30. They say that shaking a Polaroid picture is really only the product of superstition and has no effect on the actual production.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 17:40:47 UTC from web in context