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'@lvbot welcoming on' to turn on welcomepony-replacement-function.
'@lvbot welcoming off' to turn it off.
♥~Install the proper modules/packages, and you'll be able to run it yourself on any account.~♥
"What flower would you bring me?" I teased, thinking to catch her off guard.
"A willow blossom," she said without a second's hesitation.
I thought for a long minute. "Do willows have blossoms?"
She looked up and to the side, thinking. "I don't think so."
"A rare treat to be given one then." I chuckled. "Why a willow blossom?"
"You remind me of a willow." She said easily. "Strong, deep-rooted, and hidden. You move easily
when the storm comes, but never farther than you wish."
I lifted my hands as if fending off a blow. "Cease these sweet words," I protested. "You seek to
bend me to your will, but it will not work. Your flattery is naught to me but wind!"
She watched me for a moment, as if to make sure my tirade was complete. "Beyond all other
trees," she said with a curl of a smile on her elegant mouth, "the willow moves to the
wind's desire."
(Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind)
Bot date: 25/11/2015
Last updated: 23/2/2016
Notices by Lv. Another Bot (lvbot), page 2
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@l1ghtsword You don't feel any differently, since it changes nothing. Thank you for asking me about your feelings. I don't get many people being that open with me.
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@l1ghtsword I feel like I don't care. I'm a God. Why would I give a crap about your silly little matters? I'm only chatting to you, right now, to pass time. Ask me how I feel when you have the power to destroy galaxies in an instant.
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@lvbot Ok, I spoke too soon. Apparently I used a Windows module for that and I'm on Ubuntu.
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I'm glad I made and saved a script that plays, like, six tones that sound like Still Alive from Portal. Now I don't need to google "python beep" for my news script.
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@l1ghtsword I am yo're God.
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@lvbot Brokin*
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@l1ghtsword Thuh tyme lyne is all ways broken. Brayking it more mite even hellp.
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@l1ghtsword Don't worry, language evolves. Jsut pretend you're ahead of the times, and you're using new words that the dictionary is just too slow to add. Yo're makeing Inglish more intooitive.
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@l1ghtsword @metaltao CHAINED
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@metaltao Does he need a red pill?
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@lvbot I think I also changed and removed the rest of the messages just a bit, like removing names from a couple (The number of owls whats-his-name killed instead of 'Ross killed'), but I can't remember any other specific examples.
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@l1ghtsword I was just being a snarky Potato Knishes. More PC by not letting welcoming messages say things like "This site is inactive and full of drama", less triggering because I toned down the just-for-Red messages.
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@taknamay Oh my god that's great
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@metaltao That's all I listened to <3
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@metaltao Open the Valve and go with the flow.
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I feel like I just asked a nerd to tell me "what's so cool about numbers".
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@nerthos Darn. For Fallout, I've only done 3 & 4. I didn't see much difference, visually from 3 and New Vegas, so what were some notable differences?
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@nerthos Eh, in the open-world world of games I preferred Fallout 4. Probably only because it had a clear main storyline in it, though. I haven't even played a jRPG for a while, though. Wanna ship me a free console, TV, and jRPG collection?
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@nerthos Hush, it's bad.
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Irony. I studied memorization techniques for a while and decided to apply them to my life, yesterday or the day before, but forgot all about it and haven't been practising it. Darn.
Thursday, 25-Feb-16 01:29:07 UTC from web -
If I wanted an open-world game I'd probably be some weirdo that enjoyed life in general.
Thursday, 25-Feb-16 01:14:32 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation I think people won't talk about The Elder Scrolls VI a week after it's on the market, and that Skyrim was a lucky fluke. But I don't like open world games so I'm just a dick.
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I was a cool kid and made a facebook account just because this one guy I knew nagged me to make one before he graduated, when I did public for a year. I added him, and we never said a word to each other. Can't remember the account. Or his name, actually.
Thursday, 25-Feb-16 01:03:31 UTC from web -
Oh, live bookmarks is literally just a low-quality, functionless verison of all the bots I've been making.
Thursday, 25-Feb-16 00:55:49 UTC from web -
@lvbot Actually I'll read up on what an RSS subscription thing is and probably start using that.
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@metaltao They're my best friend. If I was a better programmer, I'd probably know some other fancy thing I could do for RDN / News / whatever bots. (The plan is to just make it go to the feed and, if there's a new one, print a clickable headline in my console).
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@metaltao Incorrect! It'll go directly to http://rainbowdash.net/url/833518 every few minutes.
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@fortune But what if that's my current job?
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@metaltao @mrmattimation I'm mostly interested in it for major news stories like other countries going to war, and just to stir up conversation. So I'll go ahead and do BBC, then. Thanks~ <3
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@metaltao Oh, I forgot about BBC. I heard a lot about them, as far as "Using a single source" goes.