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Wow I had no idea the entire bible belt, the deep south, and Texas populations of Christians were actually Muslims. I need to remember to get vris.ka and make it my tumblr page tbh
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All these requests to put things behind content warnings are triggering me. Can everyone please start putting requests for content warnings behind content warnings so I won't have to see them? ????
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@maiyannah @rw
>I don't have to do anything special to get gay porn out of my readers tbh
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i don't know if i like pain, or if i'm just attracted to it, or if that is even a distiction.
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'LED street lights are disturbing my sleep'
bananaing sleep indoors then. The homeless are getting really uppity these days. -
When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun’s decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords, for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he is rotting with evil. The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that. It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had see her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn’t scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem. That night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He had prayed for things to get better. Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my fat…
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Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT,
I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE
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@maiyannah The big features are butts that get wet from water, carefully sculpted bananaes and Snake Eater-like stairs.
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You can tell even Penny is exhausted with this stuff https://Potato Knishesposter.club/attachment/515407
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having redundant power supplies DOES NOT WORK when you plug them both into the same power strip.
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YOU THIEF GIVE IT BACK
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@nerthos @takeappleakenji soon your toaster will be able to participate in botnets just like all your other Internet of grape devices!
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> be a colledge graduate in CS
> look for jobu
> Oy vey, boyim, you seem to be clever with computers. Want to work on a top notch internet technology among the most experienced professionals?
> end up programming Verimatrix
I wonder how much do these people drink to stifle their conscience. -
man THE ONLY TIME IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD that i make a joke about diddling kids there's a kid in the chat who got diddled
Monday, 13-Mar-17 01:21:07 UTC from web -
Gee I wonder what happened here... https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/345073
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So I'm moving to a different apartment in my complexed Wednesday and I am actually trying to throw cherry away unlike last time. I hadn't unpacked in the past 9 months since I moved... all these boxes are completely cherrying insane. I want to murder myself.
For some reason, nearly every box has at least one of these same items:
Blue mechanical pencil lead
Deodorant stick
Used batteries
Single magic card
Student loan envelope
USB wall charger
Sharpies and favor castle pens
Just what the fucj
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The song (and the music video) tell the story of how Ice Cube has a good day in South Central Los Angeles. Throughout the song he enjoys playing basketball, having sex, smoking marijuana (whether coincidentally or on purpose, the song is 4:20 in length), getting drunk, going to his friend Short Dog's house to watch Yo! MTV Raps and later win at craps and bones, eating fast food at 2 AM, and cruising the streets of South Central undisturbed, free from having "to use [his] AK."
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@roka I know. I can papaya girls of every hue there is, and I'm still just as racist as ever. That's just how racism works if you're (mostly) white apparently.
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@hakui It's basically original sin, but without the Jesus. There is literally nothing you can ever do to fix youself, but you should still try even though we'll never forgive you.
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The kings of Peru were the Incas,
Who were known far and wide as great drincas.
They worshipped the sun
And had lots of fun,
But the peasants all thought they were stincas. -
The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon. He stops
for a moment, scratches his forehead, then asks a Cardinal, "Can you think
of a four-letter word for `woman' that ends in `u-n-t'?"
"Aunt," replies the Cardinal.
"Say, thanks," says the Pope. "You got an eraser?"
