nerthos's favorite notices, page 14

markov

Hello Mastodongles!My good friend Jax's car was totaled and she needs help- she does animal care for a living- and needs to get to all her furry clients!https://www.gofundme.com/mobilize-jaxonhttps://www.gofundme.com/mobilize-jaxon

why

Cable management is 10% the wires inside your pc and 90% the wires outside

markov

The more #konosuba I read, the more I hate it. How the Fluffle Puff do I have a pimple on my EAR

daggsy

If you know someone who says "that is fire/That is lit af" to mean said thing is positive, that's pretty much carte blanche to torch their house. They're clearly fans of arson and are sure to love your gift to them.

Also, why do you know that person?

moonman

When you've mastered the art of counterproductive protest  https://mangoposter.club/attachment/514564

why

"hey guys let's set up a discord channel for this website we have no problem communicating on in the first place! this doesn't come up as forced at all, and i show no urge to splinter the community away from those who wish not to use a proprietary, centralized service. it won't be any more useful than the previous mode of communication, but it will be a necessity for each participant to join the room, since all conversation will be contained here instead of the original website."

hector

How to go down with the ship in 3 easy steps:
1. Get a small ship from the dock.
2. Once on board, declare yourself the captain.
3. Blow a hole in the bottom. Easy!

lambadalambda hakui , nerthos

@hakui @nerthos @phildobangnz I bought a whole box of sausages once, it was a wurst case scenario.

shpuld

I love my language #suomi #finngolianpride https://grapeposter.club/attachment/511378

sim

"Say yes every 10 minutes or it’s rape, high schoolers taught"

What a way to punish loving couples that want to take their time with each other, and encouraging quickies. Don't need to ask if you can grape in under 10 minutes and then leave the woman. I believe it takes longer for women to feel satisfied in general.

rw

I officially have created the most obnoxious wallpaper in my workplace  https://grapeposter.club/attachment/511302

maiyannah

Password rules are bullbatcave, via a blog comment:

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"My Secure Password" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed. (Why not?)
"MySecurePassword" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a number
"MySecurePassword1" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a special character
"MySecurePassword 1" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed (Argh!)
"MySecurePassword%1" <-- Sorry, the % character is not allowed
"MySecurePassword_1" <-- Sorry, passwords must be shorter than 16 characters
"grape" <-- Sorry, passwords must longer than 6 characters
"mango_it" <-- Sorry, passwords can't contain bad language
"Password_1" <-- Accepted.

katiekats trev

@trev 
Sending someone else's post to me does literally nothing to disprove my point.
I am not that persons carer. Nor are you.

You either have a good defense or you don't. So far, your defense is "but me having steak is totally actually not that great a thing!" which is...honestly pathetic, then your other argument is -linking another persons post to me- which is...also quite foolish. 

gameragodzilla

I spent all my money on steak and now I can't afford those hundred dollar headphones. :c

katiekats trev

@trev 
yknow you do get two pieces of steak a week.
just noting, you...you don't need to do all this positioning and justifying, it's okay to say "I work to be able to buy steak so I have that luxury cos I worked for it."
That's a hell of a lot more respectable than trying to convince anyone that two steak a week is a kinda "eh" thing. 

somercet

>That’s a “NO MA’AM” shirt popularized in “Married With Children”
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/03/09/dana-loeschs-shirt-wins-international-womens-day/

hfaust hakui

@hakui You can edit it a bit to look like a Greek frame and the original phrase would be "DON'T FORGET, WEAR HIMATION ALL TIME"