Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-12 20:55:34 UTC

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    "Coke Adds Life (1976) They missed out on a great chance for an ad here. Scene: the Garden of Eden, circa 4004 BC. God (looking not unlike the Coke-swilling Santa Claus of yore) forms Adam from the dust, humming mildly to himself as he does so. When Adam's prone and lifeless form is complete, God dribbles a couple drops of Coca-Cola onto his lips. Adam blinks, sits up, and sees the Big Guy holding an icy-cold bottle of Coke. Being only recently made of dust, he's parched, and reaches out to God in a pose strongly reminiscent of the Sistine Chapel. "Coca-Cola Adds Life." Boom, instant megahit. They could have followed up with a series of Old Testament Coke ads, and eventually released The Bible, Revised Caffeinated Edition. C+" brunching.com/cokeslogans.html

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