Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-12 23:51:18 UTC
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@purplephish20 Of course! @colfax was in the Book Depository, which was on the Grassy Knoll, when she fired three shots at JFK, one from behind and two from in front. Then, they ran and handed the gun to their butler, Mayor McCheese, who promptly claimed "It's not mine" after a long chase in a white bronco. Then, the glove didn't fit and McCheese was cleared of all charges. It all makes sense!
