Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-14 21:41:34 UTC

  1. Matt Matt

    @prettypurpleprincesspublicprincesstimeline Step 1: Take anything and everything as a direct attack.

    Step 2: Occasionally reblog stuff and go "oMG CAN'T BreATHE"

    Step 3: If you see somebody who is straight, white, male, and perfectly happy with their sexuality and gender, attack them. They are directly oppressing you.

    Step 4: Be a crazed fan of Homestuck, anime, or MLP. Pick your poison!

    Step 5: Make four hundred posts about how much you hate men. If you are currently a man, you're gonna have to do something about that, 'cause dongs ain't allowed on Tumblr.

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