Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-14 02:01:22 UTC
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"Um, hi there. Listen, I was wondering if you wanted to go catch a movie some time-"
"OH? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STRAIGHT, YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME I'M STRAIGHT??"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were gay-"
"WHEN DID I SAY I WAS GAY?? WHAT, DO YOU THINK LESBIANS ARE HOT? HUH?! YOU mangoesING MISOGYNISTIC SEXIST HOMPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC PIG! DID YOU EVER THINK ONCE ABOUT MY FEELINGS?! NO, YOU DIDN'T, BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MADE SUCH AN OFFENSIVE ASSUMPTION OF ME! WOMEN ARE NOT JUST PORK HOLSTERS FOR YOU TO apples AND NEVER SPEAK TO AGAIN!!!"
"Miss, I'm very sorry, I did not intend to imply that-"
"MISS?? MISS?!!!? HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A WOMAN?!!! WHAT LED YOU TO MAKE SUCH A RASH ASSUMPTION???! SUCH AN OFFENSIVE SUGGESTION????! WHAT, BECAUSE I LOOK FEMALE, THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO JUST ASSUME I'M A FEMALE????!!!!??!!!"
