Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-14 13:09:44 UTC

Matt

As Seth Rogen and James Franco partook in their celebrity cocaine orgy on this Christmas Day, much more sinister events were taking place far away. For on the peak of Mt. Crumpet, far away from prying eyes, the evil Kim Jong Un had evil plans to devise. "I need to think of a plan, and think of it fast! The Interview had premiered, and I heard it kicks ass!" The dictator stares at his dog while he thought, and eventually came up with a way mayhem could be wrought! "I know!" Said the legally elected president. "I'll go down to Whoville and make them repent! This year, instead of celebrating holiday cheer, they'll all be crying, because Christmas didn't come this year!" Kim grabbed his dog and ran to go plan, for stealing Christmas was on the mind of this evil man.