colfax's status on Friday, 16-Sep-11 17:22:00 UTC
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@thelastgherkin I folded it in half, filled it from the buffet table, and ate it like a taco... it was a very dull wedding reception and I was really bored... this was before we filled the best man's new caddy with packing peanuts, covered the minister's car in condoms filled with buttermilk, and the bride's son and I "borrowed" a police car... and I never even went to the open bar.
