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  1. Maybe a better question. Why is Kingdom Hearts.

    Sunday, 30-Apr-17 03:22:29 UTC from web
  2. WHen she tells me she doeant like childrn cardgames http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858506

    Sunday, 30-Apr-17 00:42:23 UTC from web
  3. I knew it was done before

    Sunday, 30-Apr-17 03:15:31 UTC from web
  4. Customer: *sees that I am currently stocking shelves in a checkout line which is barricaded from the rest of the store by a large mobile shelf* are you open

    Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:57:35 UTC from web
  5. you know I finally figured out why websites save your payment information. It's so they can make money off of you when you're intoxicated

    Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:48:28 UTC from web
    • A bunch of teenagers just walked into the store, come on man, it's 10:30

      Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:27:09 UTC from web
    • Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Luck of the Irish

      Sunday, 30-Apr-17 02:23:16 UTC from web
    • because basically my evenings now besides Saturday are just sit in bed and Chromecast youtube to my TV

      Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:02:26 UTC from web
    • what if asriel not dead? undertale twin soul part 2 come mattimation anniversary 5

      Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:44:49 UTC from web
    • What the Potato Knishes do they put in 5 Hour Energy that makes you totally alert without making your heart feel like it's about to explode

      Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:33:59 UTC from web
    • guys give me a reason to sit in my computer chair and actually log in during the week

      Sunday, 30-Apr-17 01:02:05 UTC from web
    • http://i.imgur.com/cponQkL.jpg

      Sunday, 30-Apr-17 00:30:29 UTC from web
      • note to self don't eat 3 donuts and then consume multiple types of intoxicants

        Saturday, 29-Apr-17 23:59:42 UTC from web
      • NIntendo of america hates happiness http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858503

        Saturday, 29-Apr-17 22:19:59 UTC from web
      • This instance blocklist I found is UNBELIEVABLE  https://FrankerZposter.club/attachment/642846

        Saturday, 29-Apr-17 13:35:57 UTC from shitposter.club
      • @moonman  https://mangoposter.club/attachment/642796

        Saturday, 29-Apr-17 13:03:49 UTC from shitposter.club
      • who has that blocklist with te funny block reasonsm i need it for a thing

        Saturday, 29-Apr-17 13:05:01 UTC from shitposter.club
      • TFW I'm horseposting on SPC instead of RDN. Times have changed.

        Saturday, 29-Apr-17 12:42:24 UTC from web
        • I put on my hoodie and open up my suggestive MLP folder...

          Saturday, 29-Apr-17 12:28:47 UTC from social.heldscal.la
        • Penguin finds waifu, is put in jail, forced to look at waifu through bars for spending more time with waifu than other penguins. It's a sad world we live in.

          Saturday, 29-Apr-17 12:30:21 UTC from web
          • @moonman http://archive.is/fat1Y
            holy papaya memes are becoming real

            Saturday, 29-Apr-17 12:12:34 UTC from shitposter.club
          • it's cool how all our real civil liberties have been replaced with abstract collectivist bullpapaya that doesn't benefit any normal citizen.
            free press, or right to protest stuff in the streets.

            meanwhile i can go to jail for saying "lol holohoax xD"

            Saturday, 29-Apr-17 11:42:06 UTC from shitposter.club
          • Welcome to Belarus. Show your passport. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/438124

            Saturday, 29-Apr-17 11:43:19 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
          • Dinosauri abkhazomorfi

            Saturday, 29-Apr-17 11:40:09 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
          • Since I need to practice spoken english to get rid of the accent, I've decided to focus on gaining a stereotypical cowboy accent when speaking the language, as it'd be hilarious in contrast to my elegant spanish.

            Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:56:17 UTC from web
            • @cutscenes @shpuld people have played more DOTA than this.

              Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:52:33 UTC from shitposter.club
            • i felt the same way i did after reading @cutscenes timeline as i did after watching the first 80 episodes of naruto

              Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:43:36 UTC from shitposter.club
            • https://bananaposter.club/attachment/642553
              MFW they thought the "free market" would build the roads

              Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:34:20 UTC from shitposter.club
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              • @rw @moonman what are your guise timeslines full of mine are mostly just you four people i write to most often lately. i dont see anyone from my gs sdf org instance ever post anything unless @hakui is from my gs sdf org times but really its a hodge podge of anyone who ever follwed me on other networks and i love how gnu social doesnt make it about how many followers you got, at least off the bat. i guess one of my goals for my Internet show that ive learned as i have written through the wee hours (rare but my friend told me it was friday night and i had to party so i did a bunch of research went to sleep a bit and wokeup to write to yall) anyways kemono friend... hahahah

                Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:50:38 UTC in context
              • @zep @moonman @hakui we follow a lot, so there's a lot buzzing by

                Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:51:51 UTC in context
              • @rw @moonman @hakui oh waw how could i network with 810 very important people. im talking i want to be in the VIP. get me in the VIP. !! smj (ebin) is making me famouos on sdf by banning me and saying i hacked the root files for some important crap i cant remember anymore. just kidding he never said that but someone disabled sql or some important internet language like python for all the users idk but i never saw a chat with 800 people on sdf but the UNIX numbers on the system dont like up over 800 days even. i even wrote a killer ad on gnu social for sdf that got @mushmouth hooked on sdf for a minute until the community turned on him *NOTMYFAULTBRO*

                Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:54:55 UTC in context
            • How to install Mastodon
              The recommended method:

              1. Sign up for kiwiposter.club
              2. Don't bother installing Mastodon
              3. Enjoy having access to more than 35% of the fediverse

              Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:24:41 UTC from shitposter.club
            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TsX_7xlkU Good waifu song

              Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:19:11 UTC from web