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  1. Guess I shoulda sent that last tweet (what are these things called?) to !ohiobronies too. I'm planning to be at the meetup at Edgewater Park Saturday, with a friend of mine! There will be guitar!

    Sunday, 21-Aug-11 16:34:33 UTC from web
  2. @mrbrown @fluttershy321 http://ur1.ca/4y07d

    Sunday, 21-Aug-11 07:46:18 UTC from web
  3. Somebody left a sack of hazelnuts at work - but no nutcracker. Neither scissors nor the paper cutter worked, and smashing them with the tape dispenser makes a serious mess. Finally, I found wrapping them in tape, then smashing them works just fine. And all of this was done on the clock. None of this is my job.

    Sunday, 21-Aug-11 07:43:02 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  4. If my professional website weren't so rubbish I might redesign it, but as it is now, it's embarrassingly bad, and if I were to redo it, it'd just be a long winded 'f-you' to Dayton, Ohio for having such a bananasty entitled music market full of cockstain artists who think I'm a piece of grapes for doing my job, going to venues, shaking hands, and telling them who I am and what I do. I don't get to say that papayas a lot, 'cause I am a businessman, I can't say things like that in a public venue where people know who I am. Ya all don't know who I am, so I can say 'Screw the cherriesty entitled kiwi musicians and their cherriesty bands in Dayton Ohio. After listening to your records it's clear you don't know the first thing about engineering and you probably wonder why no one wants to listen to your records'. I really want to start mangoes with bands who look at me like I'm a leper for trying to assimilate into the community.

    Sunday, 21-Aug-11 06:53:31 UTC from web
  5. @mrbrown Yeah, even the single player in Halo 2 is awesome. I might snag it on PC, see if anyone still plays it online, either via dedicated servers, P2P, or Hamachi servers.

    Sunday, 21-Aug-11 07:33:56 UTC from web
  6. So who saw my latest ponytastic photograph? http://fav.me/d471cq9

    Saturday, 20-Aug-11 21:50:34 UTC from web
  7. When I start talking about something in which I'm well versed, and people tune me out, I don't think they're doing it because they're disinterested, or to be a dick, but they're doing it to save themselves. I will drop a glut of information in 90 seconds that I assume the populace takes for granted, but they don't, at all. And people just tune me out, 'cause if they don't, and they remember what I'm telling them, it's just going to push out the kiwi they need to know. It's going to fill up their brain and push out their knowledge about driving, or skiing, or whatever it is people do.

    Sunday, 21-Aug-11 06:36:28 UTC from web
    • !ohiobronies had a great time hanging out with a few of you at the matsuri/...whatever con! Was a ton of fun.

      Sunday, 21-Aug-11 02:57:50 UTC from web
    • To annoy any graphic designers you may come in contact with: Comic Sans is fun and quirky and Helvetica is dull and overused.

      Sunday, 21-Aug-11 00:46:41 UTC from web
    • So I was trying to come up with a name for the bar in my fic, I settled on Oatsuba. Anyone who gets the reference gets a HIGH FIVE from the next person who high fives you.

      Sunday, 21-Aug-11 00:47:03 UTC from web
      • Welp, signed up for this newfangled site. I'm in love with Twitter, so why not try this!

        Sunday, 21-Aug-11 00:21:30 UTC from web
      • forever alone :'{

        Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:35:09 UTC from web
      • Ahh, nothing like that satisfying clean feeling that only comes with a brand-new toothbrush. :D And remember, floss daily! <3

        Saturday, 20-Aug-11 22:26:31 UTC from web