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A man walks into a bar with a lump of cement under his arm. He says "One pint for me, and one for the road."
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:36:52 UTC from web -
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:36:41 UTC from web -
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Jeff?"
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:35:42 UTC from web -
@scribus Silly filly, laughter is for EVERY day!
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:35:15 UTC from web -
A battery and a firework were arrested. The firework was let off but the battery was charged.
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:35:02 UTC from web -
Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: I like your belt.
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:33:59 UTC from web -
Last week, a prison van crashed into a cement mixer. Police are now on the lookout for three hardened criminals.
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:34:41 UTC from web -
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:30:02 UTC from web -
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli, he was cought by a strong currant
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week. I phoned her up yesterday, but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:32:05 UTC from web -
@critialcloudkicker Sure he wasn't murdered by a cereal killer?
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There was a hole drilled into the fence at a nudist camp the other day. Police are looking into it.
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:33:30 UTC from web -
@critialcloudkicker Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "How the hell do we drive this thing?!"
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Two muffins are baking in the oven, when one turns to the other and says, “It’s getting hot in here.” The other looks over and screams, “WHOA, A TALKING MUFFIN!”
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@thelastgherkin a dyslexic man walks into a bra
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@critialcloudkicker I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in the right order /like they should be/.
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this was on the voicemail of the local PD for a while about 6 years ago "If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." they never cought the culprit... HAHAHA :D angeldevilface.jpg
Saturday, 21-May-11 13:21:43 UTC from web -
A man walks into a doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five murdockes," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
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@critialcloudkicker Man walks into a doctor's office with a steering wheel down his pants. Doctor says, "how did that happen?" Man says, "I dunno but it's driving me nuts."
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@thelastgherkin 2 peanuts walk into a tough bar not looking for any trouble... unfortionatly one was salted
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@retl JUST AS PICKLE-PLANNED.
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I know nopony cares, but here's some Mighty Morphin' Hair Metal: http://youtu.be/9ix8Vy3mEHk
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@scribus You better! It's the most epic thing since... X-Men Hair Metal? http://youtu.be/gfjAbXrvkFw
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@colfax y'know what you need? Some "Avast Fluttershy's kiwi"
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@theawesomepony I don't understand how I implied you should screw off when I told you to talk to me like this in another location. I view this website as a "micro-blogging" site rather than a talk-to-people site. I like to keep content clean and organized and greetings are something I simply feel are unnecessary for this kind of environment. I apologize for making you angry, but you did overreact there.
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LUNA ft. Odyssey (NIGHTMARE MODE) Music & Lyrics by T. Stebbins Produced by Eurobeat Brony Vocals by Odyssey YOUTUBE (Nightmare Only) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-07f00NnY8 BANDCAMP (Nightmare and Dream) : http://odysseymusic.bandcamp.com MEDIAFIRE: (DREAM) http://www.mediafire.com/?z8n9m2uqvriz5q0 (NIGHTMARE) http://www.mediafire.com/?q4yelsncax94w15
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Oh hey, there's an adult-sized ballpit on A Question of Sport this evening!
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@zarkanorf At first I was like "Oh no, Megan and Applejack are going to die in an oyster" but then I SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOOO
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OH MY GOSH SEAPONIES WHAT
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