@scootabrew
San Antonio
1000 characters? That's not enough to describe me! XD I'm Joanne, and I loooooovvvveeee coffee. It's my morning drink, my lunch drink, and my dinner drink. I'm almost always awake, and... I've been a musician all of my life, and I've been playing the guitar since I was only three years old. A long time, isn't it? :D I guess I did manage in under 1000 characters!
More details...Joanne Bidet (scootabrew)
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@wafers 13% is also close to 1/10.
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@ceruleanspark Something related to @thelastgherkin getting into a closed relationship and not being able to do him anymore?
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@ceruleanspark I'm proud to not be part of the 77%.
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@wafers "There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there are statistics." -Mark Twain
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@wafers Facts are facts.
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@bitshift At my mother's hospital there was a patient whose name was literally "Gay Bachelor".
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< 60% of the brony fandom has been kept alive because of Clop artists.
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This coffee tastes like death. Is it decaf?
Thursday, 17-May-12 11:58:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
@scribble I am pointing out the error in the ways. Voice of reason, yes, but an on-time voice of reason? Nah.
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Derpy was changed because one of the people who works on the show has a mentally handicapped child. So every time you say things like "Save Derpy" you just remind him that Derpy is a derogatory name that could be used for his own son. So the #SaveDerpy campaign is doing the exact opposite of what it was planned to do.
Thursday, 17-May-12 10:59:11 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep because there are a bunch of thoughts running around my head. Last night I couldn't sleep, because I was thinking to myself, "If life were Oregon Trail, I'd be so dead right now."
Wednesday, 16-May-12 11:12:24 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
@ceruleanspark Yes, they changed her to cover up for the Pink Celestia screwup.
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Cadence really didn't have to be an alicorn. She could easily have been a unicorn and the story would have been relatively the same. But Hasbro had to make a pink alicorn to cover up for the pink Celestia toy.
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Yes that would be me.
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Ron Paul is now a pokemon. http://youtu.be/IVjfa0Alz5o
Monday, 07-May-12 23:54:20 UTC from web -
In the future, when everyone has their own personal robot, I'm going to program my so that it permanently thinks that it's 2011, so when I leave the house, I'll say "See you later!" and my robot will say "Very good sir, would you like me to record the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" and I will say "YES!"
Wednesday, 02-May-12 19:01:10 UTC from web -
You know how in airplanes, those trays must be up during take off and landing? I've always wondered what would happen if they weren't. Like the pilot's in there, and he realizes that they're not going to stick the landing, the plane is going to crash, and he's wondering why this catastrophic thing is taking place, and then he realizes, and he says "WHY IN GOD'S NAME DIDN'T SOMEONE PUT THEIR TRAY UP?"
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I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman."
Wednesday, 02-May-12 18:49:48 UTC from web -
All aboard the truck of dreams, everypony. http://ur1.ca/927jk
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@thecloakednightmare How can Rarity be your favorite pony? We all know that you the Cloaked Nightmare is your favorite pony.
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@twispark I don't get it.
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@evilderpyshy iPhone my dear is a curse.
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@evilderpyshy Watt is love, baby don't hertz me...
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@techdisk42 Make an RDN app. Statusnet is stupid.
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@twispark It's my evil mustache. I also use it for when I'm Clint Eastwood.
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@twispark Well I am a naked pony then.
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@twispark But this is not the Internet this is the ponynet.
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@twispark Well that's totally not an awkward question to ask a teenage girl.
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@twispark Couldn't be less decent.
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@conventrix Clint Eastwood has always been my God.
