Timeline for redacted list by scribus, page 7
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I think there should be a SSN lottery to determine who gets to sit behind the president and tell them what a real citizen really thinks for a week. And probably some other positions, too. Let's draw a few dozen numbers a week and have them really give the buttheads a thorough job review. Speaker, veep, SCOTUS, all the bigwig secretaries. There should be enough positions that you have pretty good odds of being heard somewhere once an administration. I foresee no way in which this would go catastrophically awry, nor be an unmanageable behemoth of a bureau.
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Deliverypersons who are too stupid to operate a doorbell should lose their fingers
about 11 months ago from web -
Let's see if the AI thinks Eek! the Cat is a christ figure
about 11 months ago from web -
@brightsparkfim Well, we're old to this website and it's always doing something weird, haha
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@zeldatra Everybody wants to be rid of Diet Mountain Dew. This could have united the nation, but our so-called "lee-durrs" have to split us asunder yet again
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Wow I didn't necessarily think that The Acolyte was worse than the Holiday Special, but I also haven't seen the Holiday Special and didn't see Acolyte past episode 2 https://youtu.be/CO4xVT-OksI
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Well heck, nevermind
about a year ago from web -
@zeldatra I'm about to write the old Catholic in my capacity as a member of the clergy, counsel him to consider that maybe he's being a little Prideful in this matter...
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Losing Bob Newhart's got me ready to grab a whip and go full Belmont on Death
about a year ago from web -
Damn everything, we could've turned this godforsaken timeline around :( It's Hinkley, Jr. all over again
about a year ago from web -
Be the TV news. Report on "priceless" baseball card theft. Roll footage of baseball cards, each and every one sporting a prominent PRICE TAG. Lack any sense of responsibility, irony, etc. Be the TV news.
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Huzzah, our air conditioning is finally installed and running
about a year ago from web -
@zeldatra Surely there's a happy medium between that and generational dynasties somewhere
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Yay, I live practically in the geographic armpit of the two deadliest roads in my state
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And today I found out that evidently English speakers once called pinecones pineapples and the name got moved to the fruit
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@adiwan I am broke and donating plasma for occasional money, but the last time I ended up bruised so I can't donate. Truck needs an oil change, we just passed Father's Day, my birthday is in about a week, and they were offering bonuses this month so it all sounded great. But it isn't.
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I have now lost $250 due to one incompetent phlebotomist
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@twilight Party on, mane!
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For example, look at the humble Cone: https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY?feature=shared
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@adiwan It is indeed a prodigious pungence, but kind of enjoyable. I think about cooking with tomato leaves sometimes but I don't know *what* I'd do with them lol
