Timeline for sageandsavant list by scribus
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@adiwan I spent half an hour yesterday chasing a duck around the yard, also on account of poop. I warned it for months that the pool wasn't going to keep me out forever, and yesterday was the point where I finally said "Oh ho, it's Speedo time," stripped down to my underwear, and cannonballed on about a meter away from it.
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@adiwan I presume you told it to go, quickly?
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@zeldatra Saw video where you can hear the tank treads squeaking over the complete lack of a crowd
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OK I know why my left Achilles has been angry for three days, but I can only guess that my back has decided to hate me out of pure solidarity or something today
about 9 days ago from web -
@adiwan I really hate how even your failing system sounds enviable here :c
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Not that I'm any kind of Android loyalist
about 11 days ago from web -
@adiwan There ain't nothing holy about Apple!! lol
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Special screening of "Dogma" last night, Catholic funeral today, and Ghost stuck in my head all the way https://youtu.be/mGR2M2mBJXU?si=7aiIwx16uz-GUfgM
about 12 days ago from web -
I had a dream I was piloting the left arm of a Voltron type mech and it was SO BORING, I never got to do anything! Right Arm got the sword, Head's in command, the legs get to at least walk, and all I'm doing is swinging back and forth looking into people's windows on the 12th floor wishing we had a shield or something to keep me involved
about 14 days ago from web -
https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/garbage-and-glory/news/garbage-and-glory-rpg Who wants to roleplay a party of trash pandas?!
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@zeldatra That's defective by design
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@adiwan Tony Stark did it with a box of SCRAPS, in a CCAAVVEE!!!
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FBI reports that the man who bombed the fertility clinic in Palm Springs had access to bomb-making material, wonder how they figured it out
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I equip my TI-83+
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@adiwan Literally just gamify the classroom
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@adiwan I had actually just been mentally workshopping something like that, where your character sheet is a report card and instead of numbers it was letter graded, "Oh I've got this puzzle, with my A+ in Ancient Sumerian Math!"
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And now I am debating breakfast....
about a month ago from web -
Well that darn duck decided to lay eggs on top of my greenhouse tent (which I've always had a moisture control problem with anyway, just one more reason to dismantle it)
about a month ago from web -
@zeldatra Bankrupt four casinos, that'll show'em!
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Bought 275 rounds of 9mm irl and was so suddenly happy that ammo has no weight in Fallout
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Fittingly enough I just got back from "Sinners" and holy chrome amazing movie, great soundtrack, highly recommend.
about a month ago from web -
@zeldatra hey-oh!
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This must be witnessed https://youtu.be/Wv7WVaoJJ0Y?si=wsHiq-0cWkz2SBSs
about a month ago from web -
@adiwan Speaking of pieces of paper, I'm gonna just nail this one to the door, here....
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@zeldatra Categorically untrue; I basically never used my Skype account!!
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@adiwan Now remember, it's all about ~fOrGiVeNeSs~ when you hurt someone else, and ~RETRIBUTION~ if someone hurts you ;-)
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@zeldatra White square or black?
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On the silver lining of things, I guess, at least none of my coworkers are Alec Baldwin, eh?! Because he's so stupid he murdered a woman!?
about a month ago from web -
@scribus I mean he can't work a one-function push button
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I think this idiot's parents celebrated the pregnancy with daily shots