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Toenail clippers are really good at removing the plastic tags they secure plushies to cardboard with without damaging the plush. They're less good at handling ribbon knots embedded deep into the shoulder but it kinda worked out http://pny.lv/0rk2v
Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 02:53:04 UTC from web -
have you noticed that the Pawn Stars copypasta completely ignores Chumlee
Wednesday, 24-Aug-16 00:29:32 UTC from web -
I think it's pretty discriminatory that these spambots only sell MALE enhancements
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 13:52:32 UTC from web-
@redenchilada If they did them for women then men would 'steal' them and call them menhancements
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@tiffany I believe the people doing that are called transgender, Tiff. Don't misgender those pretty ladies.
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@redenchilada I like to call it hisgendering
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It's my last day of summer and I'm not ready for school
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 12:31:01 UTC from web-
@awl I wasn't aware that was something elsewhere, we've always started before then around this time as far as I remember
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@awl I NEVER went to a school that didn't start mid-August
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@redenchilada just as I never went to a school that started before September.
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Super Mystery Dungeon spoilers
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 03:15:10 UTC from web -
iPhone more like Phione haha
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 03:14:36 UTC from web -
They already did the Sun & Moon arc of the anime right after the Indigo League. Alola is also known as the Orange Islands after all. #cracktheory
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 02:36:09 UTC from web -
Do I dare hit merge and risk a furious boss waiting for me at work tomorrow if I missed something important and end up breaking the second-most important part of the site (and thus the business) even worse
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 02:31:39 UTC from web -
Wait sweet, it actually passed earlier
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 02:27:37 UTC from web -
Oh yeah, banana, I need to go rerun that stupid fragile test suite from work so that important bugfix can get deployed
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 02:26:21 UTC from web -
I feel obligated to post something every time I change avatars but I used my best non-sequitur for today right before I changed it so idk what to do now look at the pixel mantis
Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 02:23:50 UTC from web-
@redenchilada I see a mantis pink crab flygon
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@stumperman Pretty accurate tbh
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@redenchilada Fairy Water Dragon type
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Reminder:
- Before designing his first game, Shigeru Miyamoto had never designed a game before
- The only people designing games are the people who design gamesTuesday, 23-Aug-16 01:50:11 UTC from web -
!thebronyshow "The Brony Show 231 - The Brony Show talks about MLP Comic 42
Hello everypony. What happens when Pinkie tries to write a story? Only an insane comic like this can tell the tale. Join us as we watch the decent into madness for a children's book.
Be sure to join us at https://thebronyshow.net/ at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. Also be sure to stay after for Crimson's oatmeal galore afterparty. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at bronyshow@gmail.com and ask for a spot. They fill up fast so be sure to reach us quickly. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at www.ponyvillelive.com"Tuesday, 23-Aug-16 00:36:49 UTC from web -
Thank you
Monday, 22-Aug-16 22:53:59 UTC from web-
@tiffany yabba dabba doo
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@redenchilada Oh no not you too red.
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The website was set up this year, which means there's a very, very good chance that somebody working on the Game Grumps payroll helped set it up.
Monday, 22-Aug-16 22:16:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That reminds me that I need to update my homepage to actually be relevant to me
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There's a point when purposefully instigating as a joke ceases to be funny and really it's very close to where it starts
Sunday, 21-Aug-16 22:03:15 UTC from web-
@redenchilada This could apply to like four of the things I've done today
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@redenchilada it's okay I think at this point sealion has my account locally muted
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TSaturday, 20-Aug-16 21:09:38 UTC from web-
Decks out for @redenchilada
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(They're normie memes tho)
Saturday, 20-Aug-16 19:38:05 UTC from web-
@redenchilada oh god your work needs help
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@stumperman It really does. I tried to explain the difference and the boss banned me from fun for it
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@redenchilada you need them hot juicy memes. you are the rad enchilada you know your memes. And you are b&.... RIP
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I saw meme today at work
Saturday, 20-Aug-16 19:33:51 UTC from web-
@stumperman I see memes every day at work
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@redenchilada Mine was just the word meme spelled out in lights shaped like letters.
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@stumperman Well, my boss told us to add "daily curated memes straight from the CEO" to the employee benefits page
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Time to veg out again for the second day of Worlds TCG
Saturday, 20-Aug-16 16:08:26 UTC from web -
not safe for @redenchilada http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/850226
Saturday, 20-Aug-16 00:28:53 UTC from web-
@mushi >Pikachu
>Greninja
>That ugly blob Zygarde
Let them burn.
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I can't wait to tell my friend about that new Metal Gear game I've been hearing about! I think she likes Metal Gear
Friday, 19-Aug-16 02:54:46 UTC from web-
@redenchilada May you rest in pieces?
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@redenchilada well if it doesnt have the creator behind it im sure many will be salty.
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http://i.imgur.com/Q13JSMz.png Read these appleing lyrics
Thursday, 18-Aug-16 04:59:04 UTC from web-
@redenchilada Tag yourself I'm slave of sadness
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Holy banana, Moon's lyrics are actually English?
...Well, Engrish. There's some INCREDIBLY poor grammar hereThursday, 18-Aug-16 04:29:06 UTC from web -
I also have to be VERY careful typing that song's name into Google
Thursday, 18-Aug-16 03:51:51 UTC from web -
http://i.imgur.com/auaIde7.png DDR songs have really weird lyrics (also of note: "blonde" here is pronounced like "blondie" but that's how the song title is written)
Thursday, 18-Aug-16 03:49:52 UTC from web -
Oh, grape, Red woke up.
time to have a hard talk that I'm pretty sure will turn into a big fight
wish me luckThursday, 18-Aug-16 02:58:37 UTC from web-
@zennx wut do you want punk
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my father is probably the only person in the history of everything who thinks a blind dog cant sleep if the lights are on
Thursday, 18-Aug-16 01:10:11 UTC from web-
@mushi I don't remember where I read it, but I've heard of studies saying that blue light makes you more alert (and can cause sleeping problems if you have it on at night) even for blind people, so it's not unreasonable for that to affect dogs too
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I called the pictures my boss keeps posting to the company chat normie memes (because they are) and he got mad and banned me from the chat lmao
Wednesday, 17-Aug-16 20:29:02 UTC from web -
!thebronyshow "The Brony Show 230 - Tips and tricks for drawing for Artist Training Ground
Hello everypony. EQD has started their artist training ground again, so here we come once again to give you tips and advise as well as drawing a little bit for your entertainment. Join us.
Be sure to join us at https://thebronyshow.net/ at 6PM PST/ 9PM EST live this and every Monday. You can also join us an hour early for the Brony show preshow and get your brony show starting early. Also be sure to stay after for Crimson's oatmeal galore afterparty. If you want to be part of the show, let us know! Email Circuit at bronyshow@gmail.com and ask for a spot. They fill up fast so be sure to reach us quickly. Also be sure to tune in to our affiliate Ponyville live for the show and more fun things after the show at www.ponyvillelive.com"Tuesday, 16-Aug-16 00:32:43 UTC from web
