Notices tagged with busdriverdiaries

  1. Scribus Scribus

    "You're late." A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to. (One day. One day...) #

    Wednesday, 27-Feb-13 22:29:43 UTC from web
  2. Scribus Scribus

    Just had some university students from China who were going to see the ocean for the first time. One of them asked me if I would let them know when we get there. "Young lady, it's the Pacific Ocean. Enough water to swallow the continent without a trace. You can't miss it." #

    Monday, 25-Feb-13 01:56:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  3. Scribus Scribus

    I just love these *ninjas* that I get on my nighttime runs. They'll be in all black, with their hood up, facing away from the bus, away from any street lights, and then act like "Didn't you see me?" No, sorry, I did not. Truly, you are the night. Congratulations. #

    Saturday, 23-Feb-13 07:30:56 UTC from web
  4. Scribus Scribus

    "Why are you late?" I only have one heart. The bus is not a TARDIS. If you cut me, I do not regenerate. I am subject to the same laws of spacetime as you and every other pitiful, mortal human. #

    Sunday, 17-Feb-13 06:39:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context