Notices tagged with totw, page 21

RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

#totw Twilight is the new head of the Equestrian Royal Library. Her first job; overhauling the sorting system the old management left in place. God, sorting by number of pages? Who comes UP with this mess?!

Crusader 8

#totw her new royal duty will be to make sure royal names are spelled properly on all handmade welcome banners.

that guy you hate

#Totw Needs to be changed

Crusader 8

#totw I think we can all move on past this question. We all know Ditzy Doo got her bubbly cutie mark from saving Dio and thus becoming the Holy Diver

sara

#totw I think Derpy hooves, why didn't she have muffin or mail on her flank? Bubbles sure there random but hey it could mean she had a bad childhood or no family as a little filly. Derpy has bubbles making up for her lost childhood, bubbles show how random and still childish she still is.

Nessa Marie

#totw Derpy has Bubbles because she's a child. But still best pony.

Scribus

#totw I keep wanting to come up with a non-alcohol-based answer for Berry Punch, but I can't think of anything funny enough. :c

Gherkin ☑️

#totw Rarity has diamonds for a cutie mark because she's functionally indestructible ok i'm done

Gherkin ☑️

#totw Pinkie Pie has balloons for a cutie mark because of her really low health points.

Gherkin ☑️

#totw Fluttershy has butterflies for a cutie mark because she has a short life expectancy.

Gherkin ☑️

#totw That idiot cross-eyed kid sure plays a mean pinball.

treesy

No new #totw? Oh well, I'll just have another go at this one. Derpy Hooves' cutie mark does not actually refer to a special talent, but actually symbolizes her status as the heir to the throne of the Bubble Kingdom. The kingdom no longer exists, having been destroyed by King Sombra over a thousand years ago. Sombra had no intention of killing them all, preferring to enslave ponies instead. However he failed to consider that sharp, pointy crystals and bubble ponies are a bad combination. Derpy also inherited the bubble pony eyes, known for their tendency to drift around aimlessly and then pop later in life.

Tyler Christian DeVore

#totw I think that Dr. Whooves got his cutie mark for being The Doctor, and he is now trapped with his assistant until he is able to recharge the only power crystal that still has power to return home.

Landon

#totw I think Vinyl most likely got hers when she discovered the awesomeness of Techno/Dubstep by accident, when breaking some electronic junk. It sounded sweet to her, and so she got a simple eighth-note, just as a reminder that you can find inspiration in even the most unlikely places. ^-^

treesy

#totw Waking from the rapture caused by that delicious mouthful, Joe watched as the creature began walking around, trying to find some more of the fantastic foodstuff. Seeing the other disc laying in the oil the creature quacked in glee, diving headfirst into the boiling oil in pursuit of it's prize. A minute later, Joe walked up to the now silent creature. His scalded mouth frowning as he stared at it's limp form “Do Nut Meth Wif Me!” He shouted, turning his back on the creature. Suddenly, a flash of light came from his flank. Turning to get a better look, he saw one of the discs he had created, though it was covered in pink frosting and sprinkles. It was a cutie mark. Joe smiled. He had found a new calling, albeit one that's main tenets were similar to his father's. After all It is said that the best way to a creature's heart is though it's stomach.

treesy

#totw Joe's focus was broken by a monstrous Quack! Jumping around, Joe came face to face with one of the most feared creatures in Zebrica; the Rhinoceduck. With the body of a rhinoceros and the head of a duck, the mere sight of this beast would send many combat bakers running. Before Joe could consider that, the creature began to charge. In desperation, Joe plunged his mouth into the oil and pulled out one of the discs holding it in front of him as a makeshift shield. Like all of Joe's attempts at baked armaments however, it was too soft and fluffy the horn went straight through it. Joe screamed, waiting for the impending impalement... He opened his eyes in shock, however, as a new taste entered his mouth. For you see, the Rhinoceduck's horn had made a hole right through the centre of the protective pastry, sending the centre into Joe's screaming mouth. The creature too was fascinated by this creation, ignoring Joe as it removed the pastry from it's horn and devoured it.

treesy

#totw As the son of the great combat baker Pony Pony, the slightly more imaginatively named Pony Joe had only one dream, to follow in his father's footsteps and become Equestria's greatest combat baker. Unfortunately, he had no talent whatsoever for the craft. His baked weaponry was soft, easily broken, and completely unsuitable for monster slaying. His father, tired of the constant failures sent his child to the wilds of Zebrica with only one mission; slay a beast. Arriving with only a knife, Joe slowly collected resources, using his combat baker knowledge to create yeast, flour, oil, and other essentials from the native plants. Finally he was ready. Joe began mixing the ingredients, then shaping the dough till he had the two round discs that would act as armour plates for his sides. Placing the discs into a cauldron of boiling oil Joe watched with rapt attention as they expanded, which would explain why he didn't notice the horrifying beast behind him

treesy

#totw Waking from the rapture caused by that delicious mouthful, Joe watched as the creature began walking around, trying to find some more of the fantastic foodstuff. Seeing the other disc laying in the oil the creature quacked in glee, diving headfirst into the boiling oil in pursuit of it's prize. A minute later, Joe walked up to the now silent creature. His scalded mouth frowning as he stared at it's limp form “Do Nut Meth Wif Me!” He shouted, turning his back on the creature. Suddenly, a flash of light came from his flank. Turning to get a better look, he saw one of the discs he had created, though it was covered in pink frosting and sprinkles. It was a cutie mark. Joe smiled. He had found a new calling, albeit one that's main tenets were similar to his father's. After all It is said that the best way to a creature's heart is though it's stomach.

treesy

#totw Joe's focus was broken by a monstrous Quack! Jumping around, Joe came face to face with one of the most feared creatures in Zebrica; the Rhinoceduck. With the body of a rhinoceros and the head of a duck, the mere sight of this beast would send many combat bakers running. Before Joe could consider that, the creature began to charge. In desperation, Joe plunged his mouth into the oil and pulled out one of the discs holding it in front of him as a makeshift shield. Like all of Joe's attempts at baked armaments however, it was too soft and fluffy the horn went straight through it. Joe screamed, waiting for the impending impalement... He opened his eyes in shock, however, as a new taste entered his mouth. For you see, the Rhinoceduck's horn had made a hole right through the centre of the protective pastry, sending the centre into Joe's screaming mouth. The creature too was fascinated by this creation, ignoring Joe as it removed the pastry from it's horn and devoured it.

treesy

#totw As the son of the great combat baker Pony Pony, the slightly more imaginatively named Pony Joe had only one dream, to follow in his father's footsteps and become Equestria's greatest combat baker. Unfortunately, he had no talent whatsoever for the craft. His baked weaponry was soft, easily broken, and completely unsuitable for monster slaying. His father, tired of the constant failures sent his child to the wilds of Zebrica with only one mission; slay a beast. Arriving with only a knife, Joe slowly collected resources, using his combat baker knowledge to create yeast, flour, oil, and other essentials from the native plants. Finally he was ready. Joe began mixing the ingredients, then shaping the dough till he had the two round discs that would act as armour plates for his sides. Placing the discs into a cauldron of boiling oil Joe watched with rapt attention as they expanded, which would explain why he didn't notice the horrifying beast behind him

Vladamyr Richard Hart

#totw Vinyl got her cutie mark from being the best D.J in all of Equestria but was there any doubt. :)

Pony

#totw Berry Punch was the first pony to grow strawberries and grapes in outer space. She's an astronaut specializing in zero gravity horticulture.

Pony

#totw http://memebase.cheezburger.com/bronies/tag/chicken-cutie-mark

Matt

#totw Derpy got her cutie mark because she drowns people. The bubbles represent their last breaths.

Santiago Guerrero

#totw Derpy got her cutie mark by playing with bubbles all day. bubble are fun : D

That wierd guy next door

#totw Minuette is really good at counting down time

Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

#totw Trixie got her cutie mark for Trixie Trixie.

Gherkin ☑️

#totw Wait I change my answer!! He has three horseshoes because he has triple the regular amount of luck.

Gherkin ☑️

#totw Caramel got his cutie mark from being the very best at playing horsehoes. Also one of his legs is prosthetic