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JAKE

#totw Internet

Agent Derpy

#totw Jelly pony is selling jelly. He advertises by sitting in a jar of jelly. Everypony now wants jelly.

Agent Derpy

#totw Jelly pony is selling jelly. He advertises by sitting in a jar of jelly. Everypony now wants jelly.

Agent Derpy

#totw Jelly pony is selling jelly. He advertises by sitting in a jar of jelly. Everypony now wants jelly.

Jonathan Otte

#totw Pinkie Pie is selling smiles, and sings a song for you, if she can't get you to smile she pays you.

Breanna Richter

#totw RainbowDash would totally be selling something like a rare opportunity to fly with her and heck she doesn't need any fancy ways to tell it to get me to buy!

Jake Kearney

#totw Rarity selling giant hats. She doesn't have to say anything because the hats sell themselves.

treesy

#totw Hi! My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm here to offer you a- pleasedon'tcloseyourdoor! Don't worry ma'am I'll remove my hoof very soon. But first, I'd like to talk to you about Encyclopedia Equestria. This comprehensive 500 volume encyclopedia has all the information you will ever need. Here, have a look at volume 1 A-AA. Yes, it is a bit heavy. 746 pages, yes. Why would you need it? Well Ma'am I heard the crying of a foal coming from your house and I just knew that you would. Do you really want your foal growing up without ready access to information? Could you live with yourself if they NEVER PASSED MAGIC KINDERGARTEN! I know I wouldn't. Yes, it would be terrible wouldn't it... Well you know what they say. Any mother can read their child a book about a brave train, but a good mother will read about Oritavancin Population Pharmacokinetics with them. Well I say it anyway... I'm glad you asked. It's available for 43 easy payments of 45 bits...

treesy

#totw Hi! My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm here to offer you a- pleasedon'tcloseyourdoor! Don't worry ma'am I'll remove my hoof very soon. But first, I'd like to talk to you about Encyclopedia Equestria. This comprehensive 500 volume encyclopedia has all the information you will ever need. Here, have a look at volume 1 A-AA. Yes, it is a bit heavy. 746 pages, yes. Why would you need it? Well Ma'am I heard the crying of a foal coming from your house and I just knew that you would. Do you really want your foal growing up without ready access to information? Could you live with yourself if they NEVER PASSED MAGIC KINDERGARTEN! I know I wouldn't. Yes, it would be terrible wouldn't it... Well you know what they say. Any mother can read their child a book about a brave train, but a good mother will read about Oritavancin Population Pharmacokinetics with them. Well I say it anyway... I'm glad you asked. It's available for 43 easy payments of 45 bits...

Lauren

#totw I got this!! I see Rarity (maybe not going door to door exactly) selling Mary Kay products. Rarity and Mary Kay obviously go hand in hand, if you know anything about the Company, Mary Kay, then you should know it is a generous company that helps women not only through beauty products but also through their foundation which helps battered women and women fighting various types of cancer. In Mary Kay you go out not to sell but to change and better women's lives, show them how beautiful they really are and giving them special girl time that they deserve. Rarity is the pony of generosity, she gives and gives, gives her time to her friends and to the dresses she makes for each customer, she's given free designed dresses to her friends, she also sacrificed her glorious tail for a sad Sea Dragon! Since Rarity had such spunk and confidence, I can see her talking to everypony about it personally, she would advertise word of mouth and business cards ^^ And free samples ^^ Yay i'm done!

Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule

#totw DERPY. SHE SWELLS MUFFINS. SHE ADVERTISES BY TALKING IN THE REAL VOICE OF DERPY.

Scribus

#totw Berry Punch is selling magazine subscriptions as part of her court-mandated detox/recovery program.

therealblu

#totw I would pick Dash Selling Cookies that teleport you to a island made out of cookies and the water is always cold and fresh milk. I Would Advertize It By Threatening to sue them if they dont buy them

rising superstar autumn

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Wize Beaver

#totw Derpy Hooves selling muffins, while wearing a muffin hat. She also sings a "muffin song" that she made up.

Cameron

#totw Applejack selling winky faces on papyrus.

Pony

#totw Lyra is selling nail polish..

Philip Smith

#totw Trixie, she's selling her trade secrets with flashy fireworks and stale magic tricks while being overly self-confident.

monsutaa kaado!

#totw twilight, she sells the holly bible of celestia saying "can you spare a moment to talk about the princess"

that guy you hate

#totw Fluttershy, she will try to get you to adopt some animals, she'll advertise it bye making Angel put cookies bye your door on Hearts and Hooves day

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames Sunderland

#totw I'm Applejack and I sell apples and apple accessories.

Logan Stevens

#totw Vinal Scratch is making a living selling her bass cannons.

Devin Patterson

#totw i would think Pinkie Pie would make a killing off of party cannons. I'd buy one or.....5

scoot

#totw Rarity is selling chocolate door to door in the hopes of becoming a rich and successful entrepreneur, she tells people "You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever".

Crusader 8

#totw My favorite pony is Rarity, so she must be selling some sort of makeup accessories. If she's anything like old vacuum salesmen who went door-to-door, she'll make a big mess out of your things then show you how easy it is for her product to be the solution

scoot

#totw Rarity is selling chocolate door to door in the hopes of becoming a rich and successful entrepreneur, she tells people "You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever".

Matt

#totw Matt was in bed. Loathing. Loathing his life, loathing his friends, loathing this stupid universe. There was suddenly a knock at the door. He got out of bed to go see who was bothering him during Loathe Hour. He opened the door to see a nervous looking lavender unicorn. Aw, crap. The bookworm, he thought. Out of all of the ponies in this backwater town, he hated Twilight Sparkle the second most. While he did respect her intelligence, he believed she might have some sort of an emotional disorder, and knew that at any moment, Twilight could skitz out and kill a bunch of people. Not that he cared. "What do you want?" he asked, not caring if he sounded rude. "Oh, um... I was wondering if... that is, i mean, if..." Oh god, she's not coming on to me, is she? Matt nearly closed the door right there, when she pulled out a book. "Um, my new autobiography! Twilight: Full Moon. It, uh, details my adventures in friendship. It's uh, only ten bits!" Matt closed the door.

Princess Luna's Cult of Personality

Is it me, or is the #totw the same?

scoot

#totw Rainbow Dash and 5 pictures of me laughing.