Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 12
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@thelastgherkin Care to prove that statement? Hmmm?
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@thelastgherkin Trust me the actual event was a lot hotter
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@thelastgherkin is a sick gay and his art is sick and gay
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@ceruleanspark Newsflash.
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EVE Online: "You wish this game was as fun to play as it sounds"
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I just worked out and I can't say I suggest it for anyone ever
Thursday, 30-Jan-14 11:59:11 UTC from web -
Real talk, though. People who ship teens with people in their thirties need to step back and smell the pedophilia.
Thursday, 30-Jan-14 09:49:31 UTC from web -
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I can just imagine Gendo and Ramiel together. "Can you form a dick?"
Thursday, 30-Jan-14 09:46:29 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin GendoXPenPen OTP
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@thelastgherkin GendoXShinji
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@thelastgherkin That helps solidify my headcanon that Gendo Ikari dated the angels. All of them.
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@snowcone That's some philosophical mangoes, man. Three in the morning is not the time.
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@snowcone Lust?
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@snowcone I'm pretty sure this is what pride is. Being able to feel good about someone I don't know taking their clothes off for me.
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@snowcone Yeah man. I mean, there's no face but the rump is quite shapely.
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@snowcone I'm not upset or anything. I'm pretty sure this is an accomplishment of some kind.
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Someone I've never talked to before in my life just sent me naked pictures on tumblr. Is this what it's like to be famous?
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Every time I have a chicken sandwich I also have a religious experience
Tuesday, 28-Jan-14 19:20:15 UTC from web -
@redenchilada Fight me in real life
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@valiantskies Welcomepony is not a bot she is my lover
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@themoetyphoon Well tough kiwiies
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@themoetyphoon If you change the view to "Compact" then you can have each conversation in it's own window.
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What does it say that this .gif image has made me laugh more than anything else in the past two weeks http://ur1.ca/gicsq
Monday, 27-Jan-14 06:54:14 UTC from web -
@nerthos Yup. That's why he died.
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@ceruleanspark LLLLEEEEESSSSBBBBBIIIIIAAAANNNNNSSSSSSSS
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@nerthos Eridan's white science was strong enough to beat Sollux's psionics which are canonically REALLY FREAKING STRONG. Like, on level with Ahab's Crosshair.
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@nerthos It was SCIENCE
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@nerthos How was he supposed to know a giant hole in her stomach would literally not effect her at all?
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I need to stop getting so into my video games. Like, I've been playing Mass Effect 3 recently. Whatever, game is okay. The story kind of sucks. But it's whatever. Then yesterday I was listening to NPR and they were talking about wealth disparity in the US and how it's not only grown, but the likeliness that someone born into a low income family would be able to rise to the top of the tax bracket has shrunk significantly. That's all very interesting, but while I was listening to it the only thing I could think was "Who cares about that when the damn Reapers are on our doorstep?!?"
Friday, 24-Jan-14 12:07:57 UTC from web -
@nerthos You'd probably die too if an alien teenager cut you in half at the waist with a chainsaw
