Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 37
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You know what bothers me about the new Pokemon game? You can buy new clothes and stuff, but you can't take your freaking hat off. It is forever. You must always have a hat.
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Holy nuts. That giant crystal thing just floated out of the freaking ground. Pokemon what are you even doing
Thursday, 17-Oct-13 11:46:06 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark I never played those all the way through.
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Christ, Nintendo. This game is supposed to be about fun spirited monster catching not ancient necromancy and genocide.
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@ceruleanspark But I mean, you're deranged and you run the damn place.
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@ceruleanspark Exactly.
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@ceruleanspark That sounds like a worse plan than promoting people who want to be mods but you don't want to be mods. Like me, or Car.
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@ceruleanspark Imagine if I was a mod. Haha that'd be a trainwreck
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@critialcloudkicker I used it against a horde and it only damaged one.
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@critialcloudkicker Water pulse only affects one target..... Surf hits everyon.
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@ceruleanspark Humor is your strong suit.
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@ceruleanspark Can I be RDN's grand high wizard
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@ceruleanspark Yes secret RDN Illuminati.
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@ceruleanspark Do people honestly think you have superiors because this is the funniest apple.
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@ceruleanspark YOU CAN BREATH AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME?!
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@ceruleanspark You just think you're prettier than everyone else.
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Whoa, genocide is kind of a heavy theme to put in a game meant for children.
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Went into the second to last gym and my trainer started tripping balls. Must have taken some bad acid.
Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 22:26:43 UTC from web -
@fuzzypony Seriously though unless you live in Syria or something, your best bet is calling the police.
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@fuzzypony Then get your gun.
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@fuzzypony Don't let her inside. Pretend she isn't there. If she persists, call the police.
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@flamingpandaomg Just go to all the the photo places.
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@flamingpandaomg I'm not sure, but I always tip 1000 just because.
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@flamingpandaomg Dead. Like, the photo guy and the guy in the Haunted House.
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@flamingpandaomg If you tip every person you get a chance to tip, it drastically raises your chances of seeing shiny pokemon.
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@scoot I can give you his personal info if you need it. I mean, I'm never going to use it.
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@flamingpandaomg Disgusting poor people.
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Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 20:22:43 UTC from web -
@anarchycarcino IN YOUR BLOOD
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@anarchycarcino FIGHT. ME.
