@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 26
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Saturday, 11-Mar-17 19:51:32 UTC from web
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If I have one problem (pause for laughter) it's that I'm a big scaredy poopy pants but I love horror franchise Lore
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 12:08:38 UTC from web -
Do you ever feel like you have to vomit out Content just to exorcise it from your brain
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Remember back in the 90s when we had to be absurdly specific in our search criteria? I miss that.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:15:44 UTC from web -
Yeah thanks Google http://pny.lv/1eoo1
Friday, 10-Mar-17 21:14:51 UTC from web -
Good on Jack Monroe for taking all of Katie Hopkins's money. Bad on every newspaper report I've read not using Monroe's pronouns correctly.
Friday, 10-Mar-17 19:33:13 UTC from web -
Great minds thinkpiece alike
Friday, 10-Mar-17 16:27:27 UTC from web -
@awl Today is your day http://pny.lv/1eo34
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Unless you're in the United States and nine other countries, haha
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I maaaade thiiiiiiiiis
You're gonna be the one who plaaays thiiiiiiis http://pny.lv/1eo1d -
I saw more "When's International Men's Day" jokes than I did "Whe's International Men's Day" with sincerity and I gotta be honest they were both cherrying annoying
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I heard Jeff Goldblum wandered onto the Thor set dressed like this and they had to rewrite the movie around his ramblings because they wanted to use the footage http://pny.lv/1elyx
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:21:20 UTC from web -
@tiffany I misread "budge" as "bulge"
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Did anyone ever find the porn Matt drew
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Wow I forgot the Ratchet and Clank movie even happened
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 21:49:15 UTC from web -
I was not expecting to be in Agents of SHIELD.
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:49:42 UTC from web -
@tiffany What if my kink is a swift kick to the mouth surrounded by children
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I dreamed the toilet was full of curry and I had to keep disassembling the toilet why was it in the tank why was it in the cistern why was the toilet full of curry why why why
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 08:32:17 UTC from web -
I'm here for this http://pny.lv/1ei78
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 10:45:50 UTC from web -
We need all hands on deck if we're gonna get to regionals.
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Does anyone know where I can watch Everyone Loves Raymond in the original Japanese
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 22:33:00 UTC from web -
@awl All I did was inform the big cheese.
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"The couple celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary this month" Yo you're only supposed to have one a year, not five per month
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:14:49 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Holy Potato Knishes is that what they're network's named? I just got that
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Eh? Eh??
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 17:23:42 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Hipster district? Never heard of it.
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Wallspin except it's the exact opposite http://pny.lv/1egej
