@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 25
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Sometimes you get the bar and sometimes the bear gets you.
Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 09:38:08 UTC from web -
It's Bunt
Monday, 20-Mar-17 22:27:55 UTC from web -
I had completely forgotten Weird Al was in My Little Pony
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My videos are for ages of audience
Monday, 20-Mar-17 10:31:28 UTC from web -
I'm pretty confused about the chronology here. Did You apologise the same day as You said You were angry? http://pny.lv/1f7ch
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 21:52:22 UTC from web -
@awl In England we call them Weirdy Beardies
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@mrmattimation I can't believe this
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Hot take: the first two Harry Potter movies are better than any of the other Harry Potter movies
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You can tell Spyro: Year of the Dragon came out in 2000 from all the skateboarding levels
Friday, 17-Mar-17 12:29:08 UTC from web -
In my dream I was a Midsummer Murders-type detective trying to solve a murder in like a craft store or chintzy shop. None of my suspects were being co-operative so someone lit a fire so everybody had to evacuate and it turned out all the suspects were vampires and incinerated in the sunlight. That case solved itself
Friday, 17-Mar-17 11:02:15 UTC from web -
@tiffany They're not sex bots, they're twins
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Dat dat daddladdle at dat circus dat dat daddleaddle at dat afro
Friday, 17-Mar-17 10:40:16 UTC from web -
@adiwan That's one small step in the name of the moon, one giant leap for punishing you
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Rigging CG models for LEGO minifigures must be like, 90% copy and paste
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 21:30:44 UTC from web -
The Sailor Moon landing was fake
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This kind of thing is why I stopped using Facebook http://pny.lv/1f0ij
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 13:33:01 UTC from web -
It's my day off. Time to watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
Thursday, 16-Mar-17 09:55:05 UTC from web -
This guy's fiancée looks a lot like Optimus Prime http://pny.lv/1ezco
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Hey @tiffany how is having your own wiki working out for you
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@takeFrankerZakenji No! Not like this! http://pny.lv/1euoa
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Too many harpsichords today
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This "John Tron" guy looks like an adult Steven Universe
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 19:31:41 UTC from web -
(record scratch)
(freeze frame)
Yes, that is one. One's probably wondering how one ended up in this situation... http://pny.lv/1es6y
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 18:56:03 UTC from web -
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Today's mood: that Home Improvement outtake where Tim Taylor (Tim Allen) is arguing with a talking Buzz Lightyear toy (Tim Allen)
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@tiffany That's exactly what the answer to that Smurf personality test said
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@tiffany Isn't that the one where Smurfette climbs a fence and finds out the Smurfs actually live in a national park during the modern day?
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@mrmattimation How could Tiffany have even seen The Smurfs: The Lost Village if it hasn't come out yet
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Are the "people" who were mad at Ghostbusters because of ladies also mad at the new The Smurfs: The Lost Village (populated only by female smurves)?
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Spongebath Squarepants
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 20:14:01 UTC from web
