@thelastgherkin
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http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 6
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A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
An audience member shouted, ""Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 09:13:53 UTC from web -
@thismightbeauser Hi Widget
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Spinal hygiene
Tuesday, 21-Nov-17 09:07:57 UTC from web -
"Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks
Monday, 20-Nov-17 08:09:50 UTC from web -
Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 23:26:48 UTC from web -
A Transformer being released later this month has "MAGA" printed on him in a substitution cipher. http://rainbowdash.net/url/864143
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Is this the nerdiest URL I've ever seen? http://rainbowdash.net/url/864134
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@adiwan I'm happy for him http://rainbowdash.net/url/864130
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Justice League more like Justice Leave
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 19:32:38 UTC from web -
I wasn't expecting a My Little Pony episode where Iron Will pimps out Twilight on a zeppelin
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Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 09:24:34 UTC from web -
@tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff
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@adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000
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(Neil DeGrasse Typewriter voice) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's nose light would reflect back off the fog and actually decrease visibility
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:43:26 UTC from web -
The Lion King 2 is everyone's second favourite Lion King film
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(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
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@adiwan And now I have - from the phrasing it sounded like the whole thing was a setup and that he wasn't the real dad or whatever.
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@adiwan I'm halfway through yo, don't spoil it
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Shifting uncomfortably in my chair at this Supergirl episode featuring a team of black actors talking about how the Whites are their enemy
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Like and subscribe if you think my Shakira impression is not racist
Friday, 10-Nov-17 09:17:07 UTC from web -
Sprinkler tank
Monday, 06-Nov-17 07:41:12 UTC from web -
Why are they called fireworks and not firefuns
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 20:17:14 UTC from web -
Tower of Babybel
Sunday, 05-Nov-17 17:36:14 UTC from web -
!ToBeFur
HEY! YOU!
Yeah YOU!
Are you a furry? Do you WANT to be a furry?
Come on down! WE will sit down and talk with you about your future Furry Career!
Our (Not so) liable staff will sit down and talk with you and help you understand how to:
YIff
FurSuit
Growl
Make [REDACTED]
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@awl What sword?
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"POP CULTURE REFERENCE" t-shirt follow-up concept: "CURRENT MEME"
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 17:30:18 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark HAMDOG YES
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Just want to point out implied fragile masculinity by juxtaposing the phrases "lady garden" and "manscaping"
Wednesday, 01-Nov-17 09:31:26 UTC from web
