@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 7
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Cute pet names to call your partner:
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Don't do the crime if you shouldn't do the crime
Monday, 30-Oct-17 22:21:51 UTC from web -
Game concept: Pokémon Champion Simulator. It's a tower defence style strategy game where you play as the champion of the Pokémon League, and have to plot out the Elite Four's monsters and items in advance to stop as many would-be champions.
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I don't know what Stranger Things is but I hate it
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Gherkin, 25, Has Never Carved a Pumpkin
Friday, 27-Oct-17 09:46:51 UTC from web -
@rdnz Probably people with multiple accounts that reply to themselves
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@delix On the mobile site, you can tap a post to interact with it, and if you can delete it, you can press the trashcan button in the bottom right corner. http://rainbowdash.net/url/863644
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It's always weird to me when somebody draws porn and as set dressing includes framed images of previous porn they've drawn as if anyone would hang that up in their home
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Tuesday, 24-Oct-17 08:16:44 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark What shape is that
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@mrmattimation What kind of feet does a weird lizard person have
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@mrmattimation Is there going to be something weirdly sexualised in every episode now? Alphys's cameltoe, Asgore's buldge, Onionsan's tentacles?
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Monday, 23-Oct-17 20:17:15 UTC from web -
@rupe I wish you luck in finding a new website that caters to all of your needs. I am showing you the door from this one.
Monday, 23-Oct-17 20:14:42 UTC from web -
@rupe You write like a neural network learning to use predictive text
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@rupe Also: you have a high level of incomprehensibility
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@rupe Nobody responds to you because all you post about is how you'd make a better website instead of contributing to the community of this one
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My batcavepost for today was going to be "Who'd win a fight between Cuphead and Bendy" but the answer is honestly, absolutely, and definitely Cuphead
Monday, 23-Oct-17 19:10:19 UTC from web -
Go away
Monday, 23-Oct-17 19:09:50 UTC from web -
Life's greatest mystery: What is the connection between Inspector Gadget and Gadget Boy
Friday, 20-Oct-17 14:54:25 UTC from web -
For Sonic characters, typically their head colour is their primary body colour and their muzzle colour is secondary. But from her many alternate costumes, we know that most of Rouge the Bat is her muzzle colour. So what the kiwi
Friday, 20-Oct-17 07:13:46 UTC from web -
If this is what sobriety's like I'm going to go smoke a big fat sack of crack
Thursday, 19-Oct-17 15:33:11 UTC from web -
Abbot and Costello Meet Sans Undertale
Thursday, 19-Oct-17 07:32:21 UTC from web -
Glasses for bad eyesight? Bah! We squint, like men!
Wednesday, 18-Oct-17 09:07:52 UTC from web -
S K I N
Tuesday, 17-Oct-17 09:02:55 UTC from web -
@dogjaw New memes aren't supposed to cry
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I'm the new meme
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If you think about becoming a holy knight, that's a paladin http://rainbowdash.net/url/863244
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 21:55:58 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
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It's weird that I expect the additional members of One Direction to also look like Harry Styles
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 12:30:55 UTC from web
