@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 8
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Cannot, on sight, tell the difference between KISS and juggalos
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 10:17:45 UTC from web -
If you die while wearing a VR headset you die in real life
Saturday, 14-Oct-17 22:18:03 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Good job you're not streaming
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Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:03 UTC from web -
@adiwan Yeah! They run an elderly animal sanctuary!
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@adiwan They're "on a farm"
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@adiwan They're "away" on "business"
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Lesbian ponies confirmed! http://rainbowdash.net/url/863128
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I'm mad for World Mental Health Day
Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 21:30:02 UTC from web -
If you Potato Knishes in a dream you mango in real life
Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 07:41:40 UTC from web -
You have to be of high intelligence to appreciate Rick and Morty. Anyway I just bought a packet of sauce for $500 on eBay
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I saw someone wearing this shirt in Tesco today and failed to immediately punch him in the face http://rainbowdash.net/url/862771
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 17:54:24 UTC from web -
@scribus Would you describe the experience as............. a whale of a time
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Shout out to the My Little Pony episode that starts with Zecora being diagnosed with a fatal disease, and no I'm not making this up.
Saturday, 07-Oct-17 12:03:21 UTC from web -
Where was the beef?
Friday, 06-Oct-17 16:22:45 UTC from web -
Didn't Kim Possible fight Prince one time
Thursday, 05-Oct-17 17:06:54 UTC from web -
Is it possible to train my eyes to block out all Funko Pops from the vision centre of my brain
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New mashup kids https://youtu.be/vScsQ7wTzfo
Monday, 02-Oct-17 14:13:17 UTC from web -
I got my internet back!
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Siphoning a neighbour's wifi with a hose and strong lungs since I've had no broadband at home since last Saturday
Friday, 29-Sep-17 09:48:05 UTC from web -
@adiwan Now THIS is podcasting
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New catchphrase idea: "Now THIS is podracing"
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(looks at Jamie Foxx) daddy
Friday, 22-Sep-17 18:51:51 UTC from web -
Disappointed that the rich man in the new Annie film is not named "Daddy ____"
Friday, 22-Sep-17 18:42:15 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation You mean Rule Britannia
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@mrmattimation You mean Rule Britannia
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Unfortunately, as you probably already know, Piers Morgan
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Wednesday, 20-Sep-17 12:25:33 UTC from web -
Damn! I wish Abed was Batman
Monday, 18-Sep-17 08:29:10 UTC from web
