Notices by orungano (tiff), page 36
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@tiff [M. Bison voice] yes!!!
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if the prospect of raping children is more palatable to you than wanting equal rights or whatever the batcave it is you're against, kindly consider taking your own life
Tuesday, 21-Nov-17 21:23:00 UTC from web -
the "we're going to elect a probable sex offender because being left wing is worse than being a literal child molester" take is maybe in the top 5 worst takes of the year
Tuesday, 21-Nov-17 21:21:23 UTC from web -
@tiff this would have been funnier 8 months ago when Kellyanne Conway was a thing
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Why does Kellyanne Conway talk like a Justin Roiland character
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@mrmattimation Mine was when my mother refused to continue breastfeeding me after I turned 12
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Going through my old tweets and I was/am bananaing hilarious
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 19:29:50 UTC from web -
triggered?
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 19:08:19 UTC from web -
the way that I get so many women to want to have intercourse with me is by using words like "votive" in a snapchat to them
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 17:25:44 UTC from web -
to be fair I think if someone asked me "how bad are you with money" I could truthfully respond with "I have about 2 grand in my bank account" and they would probably think that I am not bad with money
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 15:45:11 UTC from web -
i am very very very bad with money
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 15:44:15 UTC from web -
remember mushi?
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@awl yeah that was my initial feeling, or at least it had been taken over to be reactionary. and while some people certainly do still ride that wave they shouldn't ruin the day for people who need it
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@awl it's actually int. men's day but i was being thematic
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Note that I don't include myself under "queer men" because I'm a straight-passing omnisexual superbeing who has barely ever been discriminated against on those grounds
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 13:36:27 UTC from web -
On this International Day of Men I'd like to apologise for my dismissal of it in previous years. I'm not apologising to the people I was standing against, but to those that I'd swept under the rug collaterally. It's not me or men like me who need a day; it's the queer men, the trans men, the sick men and the men of colour who need a whole lot longer than that.
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@firestormdangerdash actually no, I watched the 100th episode
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@firestormdangerdash last episode I saw was S2E24
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back at it again at krispy kreme
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 00:09:16 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation first of all, you mean AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted. secondly,
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*this includes write-ups for my top 10 as I did last year, with 5 bonus albums (potentially with blurbs depending on how I'm feeling), and 5 honourable mentions
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 22:08:54 UTC from web -
Happy days, everybody! My upcoming TIFF'S TOP 10 ALBUMS OF 2017 list has been exalted to TIFF'S TOP 20 ALBUMS OF 2017*
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but this ain't middle earth / and we're not frodo and sam / and i'm not gay by the way / least i don't think that i am
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 20:34:48 UTC from web -
at work I started telling people that my grandmother's name is Dionysus and I don't know why or how to diffuse the situation
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 18:52:02 UTC from web -
@awl listen us whiteys need something
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they hate me too
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 18:41:52 UTC from web -
@awl i hate the czechs
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honestly the little guitar flourishes in the pokemon go song are kinda nice
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 18:32:27 UTC from web -
@awl no just misha
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just started laughing out loud because i remembered misha exists