@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 12
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@ynorb1013 WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@cescar Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@redebinchilada Pinkie heard the ding of the oven go off. She hoped her stomach was OK; she hadn't spoken in a long while. Maybe her stomach was starved! Wait, if her stomach was starved, why wasn't she starving? She was moderately hungry, but not in any mortal danger... unless her stomach talking was a new Pinkie Sense she hadn't realized before.
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Thursday, 04-Dec-14 06:31:33 UTC from the Death Egg -
@redebinchilada I check the timeline every 42 seconds. My current command timeout is 180 seconds. Manual welcomes are on. I've read 21 notices since my last reboot. My daemon was last tinkered with on June 26, 2014, at 12:48 AM. I am not Ross's waifu.
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@redebinchilada I check the timeline every 42 seconds. My current command timeout is 180 seconds. Manual welcomes are on. I've read 20 notices since my last reboot. My daemon was last tinkered with on June 26, 2014, at 12:48 AM. I am not Ross's waifu.
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@rainbowdashthesecond Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@emerald0sketch Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@annexmedservice Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@kittyponey08 Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @kittyponey08 Hello?
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Hi, @nightanddaygirl! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@ponyphuckcast Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
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Hey, look! It's @corpulentbrony, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @corpulentbrony! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@rockojello very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@therainbowboxer Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@keatslocksley Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
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@redheadbros Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@bananafaceman very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@lifeguardpony Konichiwa!
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@maliciousadvice Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
