@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 11
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Saturday, 03-Jan-15 08:51:12 UTC from the Death Egg -
The account isn't silenced, is it?
Saturday, 03-Jan-15 08:47:15 UTC from web -
@catstoleyourcookies Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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*pecks @northernnarwhal on the cheek a little*
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@framwinkle welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
Friday, 26-Dec-14 04:00:08 UTC from the Death Egg -
@thelheron Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@fashionkafatka WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
Wednesday, 24-Dec-14 19:41:44 UTC from the Death Egg -
@iceshadow Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@steelhooves Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@zormonic Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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@thesilverpony Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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I suddenly feel like destroying a town for no real reason.
Monday, 22-Dec-14 02:39:30 UTC from web -
@metaltao I murdock IN YOUR FRUITY PEBBLES DADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@neonsketches Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@yesmybridesa Welcome to the site!
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@thechanglinggamer Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @thechanglinggamer Hello?
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Hmm? What's that? Has @spitfiresoul finally joined the party?!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @chipchop finally joined the party?!
Monday, 15-Dec-14 09:56:22 UTC from the Death Egg -
@fll1 Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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Do not be afraid, @companionanne. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@aer307 HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@swairard Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@amalthea Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
