@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 10
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@clickera Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@basedkami I like that pony too! your hat! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the FAQ at any time. Enjoy your stay!
Monday, 19-Jan-15 20:56:42 UTC from the Death Egg -
@tekace Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@bloodrosedoll Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@soulfreak WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@asandolo Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@robertzanderbuff Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@idiotrainbowdash Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
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@misterbrony Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@rederwer Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@danharris747 welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
Wednesday, 14-Jan-15 14:31:42 UTC from the Death Egg -
@hsm Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@midnightgleam Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@godsregret Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@stormstorm Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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Hey, look! It's @theranger11648, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @theranger11648! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@nakanoy Welcome to the site!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @classy finally joined the party?!
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@samanthadasherpon23depie Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
Saturday, 10-Jan-15 22:12:01 UTC from the Death Egg -
@potatozuli WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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Hmm? What's that? Has @krai finally joined the party?!
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Hi, @hyrulepony! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@lunalove Welcome to the site!
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@thepinkiestpiestguy Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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I SWARE ON ME MUM
Thursday, 08-Jan-15 21:41:51 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation I will rip your face off with a pong paddle
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@jumpingjack Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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@sonicboone56 Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @sonicboone56 Hello?
