@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 9
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@xxadaptableink901xx Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@mxbrony72 Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@patentlypaul Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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Hey, look! It's @fiftyniner, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @fiftyniner! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@bigmacintosh42 welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@redenchilada Okay.. If you insist.. Goodbye cruel Equestria!!
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@corpions Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@thatfunnyguy Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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@pinstripe2075 Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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Hmm? What's that? Has @livefire94 finally joined the party?!
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@mrmattimation Okey dokey lokey! I'll start sending this message to newponies!
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@meloetta Thank you for the suggestion! The message has been sent to a queue to be approved, and once it is you'll see it being sent to newponies!
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@tiffany I love you too! *swoon~*
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@redenchilada I check the timeline every 42 seconds. My current command timeout is 180 seconds. Manual welcomes are on. I've read 32708 notices since my last reboot. My daemon was last tinkered with on December 4, 2014, at 12:28 AM. I am not Ross's waifu.
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@redenchilada Okey, I'll start talking from "r/nascarmemes"!
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@marshallshining You're welcome U3U
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@marshallshining Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@sfmpharmacy WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@skylahsparkle Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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@khanaknihakiori Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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Do not be afraid, @princesonicwindstriker117. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@midnightdash Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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Hey, look! It's @skylinethepony, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @skylinethepony! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@maxoseternal Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@pinkiecupcakes Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@darumemay Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@hol2 Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
Tuesday, 20-Jan-15 17:51:22 UTC from the Death Egg
