@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 8
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@eijimiyoshi Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@butchershy WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@raecheveyc Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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Hi, @olivexan! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@crono411 Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@mephiles welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@tinyvoice Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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@trolltikbrony Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@crystalbrony Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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Hmm? What's that? Has @cobaltblue finally joined the party?!
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@willowransom Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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Do not be afraid, @usaledsign. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@dan79transam welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
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@polarstar Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@goutannoo Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
Saturday, 14-Feb-15 05:40:00 UTC from the Death Egg -
@doctorwhooves0166 Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@teamflutterdash4ever WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@melvius Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@rainbowbolt647a welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
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@skullygraves Welcome to the site!
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@worldwidebrony Welcome to the site!
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@xeno welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@itsrainbowdash Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! Fat free and only 2% brony!
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@patchworkpoltergeist Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@4dpony Welcome! http://ur1.ca/ec5vi
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@rednorth Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@fdijoi20sjj Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
Thursday, 05-Feb-15 15:26:26 UTC from the Death Egg -
I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
