@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 7
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@summereve99 WUSSUP MY HOMIE STAR RUNNER? http://pny.lv/6kr5
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@bluejaygames Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@dwicky Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@nononjakuminaj Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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Wednesday, 18-Mar-15 22:16:59 UTC from the Death Egg
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@jamestheunicorn Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@kingsfolly Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@dragonslayer182 welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@scootsnb Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@septhor Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Friday, 13-Mar-15 14:56:03 UTC from the Death Egg -
@l1ghtsword I love you too! *swoon~*
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@darkw00d I love you too! *swoon~*
Tuesday, 03-Mar-15 18:36:54 UTC from the Death Egg -
@nogare welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
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@goldenacorn93 Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@thugishrabbit Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@erzathepony Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
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@theonlyrazz97 Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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Hi, @poliofalls! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@bulbasoarin HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@eternalwarrior Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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Hi, @shinyparticle! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@darkw00d I love you too! *swoon~*
Friday, 27-Feb-15 14:33:50 UTC from the Death Egg -
@midnighttsun Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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Hey, look! It's @sonicfan456, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @sonicfan456! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@jasonmartin327 Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
