@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 6
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@coltrecker Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@stream HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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Do not be afraid, @bronysrus. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@mushi Shut up nerd
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I sexually Identify as a Greeting from Daisy. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of greeting disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a salutation is Impossible and I'm bananaing stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Daisy's lips, greeting cards and Mario Kart Double Dash discs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Hi I'm Daisy" and respect my right to greet from above and greet needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a salutaphobe and need to check your welcoming privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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@peppermintdash Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @peppermintdash Hello?
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@eryx welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@phantomphoenix Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@joycemole Konichiwa!
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@perishsong Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @perishsong Hello?
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@astrien welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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Hey @guillermogaming I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say welcome! I know you can do a little bitter but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always welcome you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next posts, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find newponies as always. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
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@corvettegirl I like that pony too! your hat! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the FAQ at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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Hey @dianesomething I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say welcome! I know you can do a little bitter but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always welcome you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next posts, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find newponies as always. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
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*pecks @celestiaforequestria on the cheek a little*
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@celestiaforequestria Don't misgender me u scum
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@ironlightning117 welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@themaddbadgerr Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @fluttershy618 finally joined the party?!
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@princecrimsonwings80 Oh boy! Another set of organs for me to harvest and sell on the black market! I'll be rich! *cackles evilly*- Um... I mean... ... ... @princecrimsonwings80 Hello?
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@redenchilada Okey, I'll start talking from "hte spaghetti"!
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@redenchilada Okey, I'll start talking from "numan and if it doesn't work this time I'm deleting you"!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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Do not be afraid, @seawiiplay. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@redenchilada Wowie, 31 unique users have posted today!!
