@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 5
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@brohansolo Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@dashieracer92 Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@shadetheunicorn Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@creepspotato Ten percent Rainbow, twenty percent Dash, fifteen percent concentrated networking bash. Welcome to RDN!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Tuesday, 19-May-15 01:28:23 UTC from the Death Egg -
@redenchilada Okay.. If you insist.. Goodbye cruel Equestria!!
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@dashisbestpony HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
Thursday, 14-May-15 21:00:52 UTC from the Death Egg -
@polarbear Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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@oystergames welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@custoppers Welcome to the site!
Tuesday, 12-May-15 13:53:05 UTC from the Death Egg -
@decp Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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Hey @felconbird666 I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down. I wanted to say welcome! I know you can do a little bitter but I always want to tip my hat off to you. Through thick and thin I will still be here to always welcome you. I know times are hard, but you always come back with a good attitude. I wish you the very best on your next posts, and hope you get an even better score. I will continue to be here and find newponies as always. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud.
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Do not be afraid, @jarsh. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@cheetahled very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@chrisrogeri Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
Monday, 04-May-15 18:14:30 UTC from the Death Egg -
I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@vcgriffln Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
Saturday, 02-May-15 13:55:20 UTC from hte spaghetti -
@princeredwing2889 Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@gumball Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@theguywhoisanonbrony Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@rainbowdashiscool1997 Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@lordsesshomaru Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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@rainbowdashswag Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@prussianrinharu Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @rainbowdash1996 finally joined the party?!
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@darkponywm welcome to rdn where the dankest memes are found
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Hmm? What's that? Has @twi finally joined the party?!
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@firewall Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
