@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 13
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@caityskywalker Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@insanitynotion Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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Do not be afraid, @medx4u. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@bronyskater welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@pillster Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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@rctm Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@redenchilada Okey dokey lokey! I'll start sending this message to newponies!
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@redenchilada Thank you for the suggestion! The message has been sent to a queue to be approved, and once it is you'll see it being sent to newponies!
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@redenchilada Okey dokey lokey! I'll start sending this message to newponies!
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@redenchilada Thank you for the suggestion! The message has been sent to a queue to be approved, and once it is you'll see it being sent to newponies!
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@peachesandcream I love you too! *swoon~*
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@peachesandcream very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@critialcloudkicker I love you too! *swoon~*
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@yourwildestdreams Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@thebackisback Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@anobjectofinterest Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@redhotbabe33 Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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Do not be afraid, @lims1. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@redenchilada Wowie, 37 unique users have posted today!!
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@critialcloudkicker I love you too! *swoon~*
