@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 14
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@theanneh very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@meteorstrike very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@gearloosewrenchhoof Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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@atomeflash Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
Tuesday, 28-Oct-14 20:22:06 UTC from the Death Egg -
@djspeedscratch HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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Hi, @elementsofcomedy! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@steampunkjoker HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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Do not be afraid, @toxicbiohazard. The feelings you feel are normal. Be at peace. Let the rainbow dash over you and join the herd. Join the herd. Join the herd...
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@heartcherriester Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@theflamingshark Konichiwa!
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@kaiya HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@shadowfalcon76 Welcome! Feel free to talk to us bunch of pleasant folk-ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
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Hey, look! It's @thelonewolf, a newpony! Welcome to RDN, @thelonewolf! And look! I'm actually being friendly and greetful instead of spooky and cultish! (If only I could do something about the meta part...)
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@mikomi Konichiwa!
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@critialcloudkicker I love you too! *swoon~*
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Hi, @goldbolt! Are you making chocolate pudding? http://ur1.ca/e5xk4
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@vinylkiwiinscratch Konichiwa!
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Thursday, 16-Oct-14 19:54:57 UTC from the Death Egg
