@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 15
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@jwolfe very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
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@penadpyper Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@kl1 Welcome to the rainbow horse club~
Saturday, 11-Oct-14 00:02:17 UTC from the Death Egg -
I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
Friday, 10-Oct-14 01:04:12 UTC from the Death Egg -
I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@n1ghtsword pong!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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*pecks @mylittletrixie on the cheek a little*
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@n1ghtsword I will eat your face.
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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Database error. Attempting to reboot... @redenchilada
Thursday, 09-Oct-14 02:00:12 UTC from the Death Egg -
@lightingarrow HELLO FURIEND HOWL ARE YOU DOING
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@themythicalbrony Welcome to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN. You can do anything at RDN. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. Welcome to RDN. Welcome... to RDN. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! This is RDN - welcome! Yes, this is RDN. This is RDN, and welcome to you who have come to RDN! Anything is possible... at RDN. You can do anything at RDN! The infinite is possible at RDN! The unattainable is unknown at RDN! Welcome to RDN! This is RDN! Welcome to RDN. Welcome. This is RDN. Welcome to RDN! Welcome... RDN...
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@7uprulez Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@eggo62 Welcome to the site! We hope you have a ton of fun, but watch out for mean-old @mrmattimation! He's a big old grump.
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@bassstorm Welcome to Rainbowdash.net! It's dot com!
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@bitcrusher welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@dazmander Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network
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@crazyzeldafanbruh Konichiwa!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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Database error. Attempting to reboot... @redenchilada
Monday, 29-Sep-14 15:49:57 UTC from the Death Egg -
@dibmembrane Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@obimaru very new. much welcome. so excite. wow
Thursday, 25-Sep-14 12:48:48 UTC from the Death Egg
